Scott MacDougall

Banking more than just memories.

[Scott MacDougall @MacDaddyDougall]

@paddypower Makes it all about 1 game, instead of the average of all 3.

[Scott MacDougall @MacDaddyDougall]

@paddypower For people saying "you shouldn't finish above a team that beat you": if that's the case, goal difference only counts if you're level on points anyway, which means you've beaten another team that's beat the team that beat you. If points level out, H2H is less fair than GD.

[Scott MacDougall @MacDaddyDougall]

@Jquags1 @InvincibleOnion @MusindoKudzayi @krassenstein Are you insane? Lol

[Scott MacDougall @MacDaddyDougall]

@markyzaguirre @ChinaPoliSci @NathanJRobinson A hilarious response to a pro-Israel post. Perhaps we should apply the same logic to Israeli citizens born outside the ME?

[Scott MacDougall @MacDaddyDougall]

@BasileSt_Gil @Madximilian You can tell it's AI when you see that the ICE officer doesn't shoot her in retaliation.

[Scott MacDougall @MacDaddyDougall]

@BowlcutCoolboy @analutrevizoli @Floracrestanell @realfemsapien But that's in fish, no? Are pregnant women told to avoid fish in general? What makes the sushi specifically dangerous?

[Scott MacDougall @MacDaddyDougall]

@trequor_ @SandyofCthulhu Probably why France isn't basing their country's future on an outdated constitution that no longer applies.... 🤷‍♂️

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Former PM Liz Truss claims sacked Celtic manager Wilfried Nancy “achieved wonderful things” during his time at the club and was a “victim of leftist cancel culture.”

[Chris Atkins @scatatkins]

Narrator: none of the last 4 Tory Prime Ministers lasted one term

[Scott MacDougall @MacDaddyDougall]

@mikegalsworthy @Srvpeople I'm an expat actually, not an immigrant...

/sarcasm

[Scott MacDougall @MacDaddyDougall]

@AnImminentKing @ryxnf @EALDominicB

[Scott MacDougall @MacDaddyDougall]

@MontyQuixote @SenatorTester @UROCKlive1 But that's literally how a credit card works. You get now and pay later with interest. Bonds and such are countries' credit cards. The "better" the country, the bigger the limit. It's actually the easiest comparison to give to non-financial people.

[Scott MacDougall @MacDaddyDougall]

@f_fz @KidsWriteJokes Just FYI, it's 'Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7, 8, 9.'

[Scott MacDougall @MacDaddyDougall]

Americans love to mock football for having "boring" draws, but at least we could sort this out quickly with a penalty shoot out. 🤷‍♂️

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Facing a third day of voting, Representative Kevin McCarthy of California offered fresh concessions to hard-right Republicans in a desperate effort to be elected House speaker.

Follow updates.
https://t.co/zf3b1DbFlv

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

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[Jon Richardson @RonJichardson]

The threat of a yellow card doesn’t stop players diving, fouling or abusing referees but it has stopped them showing solidarity with those who are threatened with death for being in love. What an absolute fucking farce.

[Daily Star @dailystar]

BREAKING NEWS:

🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨

ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE.

🥗🥗🥗

[Scott MacDougall @MacDaddyDougall]

@SusanMcLaren7 @chrishopkinsdev @PeterGreen1966 @LordPelagius @guardian You're totally right. I live in Paris and all the palaces and castles round here are empty. Tourists just don't care about France since they lopped off the royals' heads!

[Michael @Michael_Dunn4]

She simply cannot help herself.