Seth Macfarlane fan

Quotes from Family Guy, American Dad and The Cleveland show.

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http://bit.ly/kszftG Minka Kelly

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http://bit.ly/mQsS9I Paris Hilton

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http://bit.ly/iAVNyN Scarlett Johansson

[Stewie Griffin @StewieSez]

dont #followme because i might not lead, dont walk ahead of me because i might not #follow , be my #friend and walk beside me =) #FF

[Stewie Griffin @StewieSez]

i went to a #gay bar last night and had some #JackDanielsHoney, i went to sleep with a minor headache and woke up with major ass pain #joke

[Stewie Griffin @StewieSez]

i asked #lois what an #orgasm was and she said 'i dont know go ask your father' #jokes #funny #familyguy

[Stewie Griffin @StewieSez]

Hi I'm #stewiegriffin and my family members are #petergriffin #loisgriffin #chrisgriffin #dog and #briangriffin

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Little Girl: Ewww! Your breath smells like kitty litter! ~ Stewie Griffin: I was curious!

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(Peter has just taken his first shower after he got all the fat sucked out of him) Peter Griffin: (looks down) I see you. Eh, eh, eh!

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Roger: [after knocking out two girls with a frying pan] Did you see where they went? ~ Steve: Who? ~ Roger: The black guys who did this.

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Francine: Stan, have you been eating the cookie dough again? ~ Stan: Why, is there still some on my face? ~ Francine: No. ~ Stan: Then no.

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Peter: Merry Christmas to all, and to all, shut the hell up

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Cleveland: Aaah! A bear! ~ Tim: Aaah! A black man! Aaah! You see, that don't feel so good, does it? That's very reductive.

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Stan: Son, feelings are what women have. They come from their ovaries.

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Lois: Chris, honey, what's wrong? ~ Chris: Anna took a dump on me ~ Lois: What?! ~ Chris: Yeah, she broke up with me.

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Elmo: Bird, why don't you SHARE your cookie with Cookie Monster? ~ Stan: He's a spy! He pretends to eat cookies, but never swallows anything

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Hayley: Oh my god my mom stole my boyfriend! ~ Stan: And your boyfriend stole my wife. Lets get back at them by dating each other.