Baby🐎Beetle🍸

Equestrienne, Cartoonist, Writer, Cocktail Mixer, Runs With Scissors,Buyer Of Preposterously Large Xmas Trees. Celebrator Of Festivus. Shaken, Not Stirred.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Every. Damn. Charge. #TrumpGuilty

[Baby🐎Beetle🍸 @MacFeatherFarm]

@SmartLess

[Baby🐎Beetle🍸 @MacFeatherFarm]

@RealDarrellRoss I’m 5’3/4” - so I still quality? If not, I’d prefer to be called “vertically challenged”.

[Baby🐎Beetle🍸 @MacFeatherFarm]

#NewProfilePic

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

I can’t stop watching this

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

e·lec·tile dys·func·tion (noun): the inability of a presidential candidate to generate excitement, support, and/or attention for their candidacy and campaign.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

TRUMP MUGSHOT JUST DROPPED #TrumpMugshot

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell has issued the following statement on the latest Trump indictments:

[Baby🐎Beetle🍸 @MacFeatherFarm]

@THETimHaynes Happy Anniversary Brook!!!!!!!!!!

[Baby🐎Beetle🍸 @MacFeatherFarm]

@THETimHaynes It’s a good day

[Baby🐎Beetle🍸 @MacFeatherFarm]

@SmartLess Depeche fucking Mode

[Baby🐎Beetle🍸 @MacFeatherFarm]

We ate, we drank, tonight we Depeche Mode. 🇨🇦♥️

[Baby🐎Beetle🍸 @MacFeatherFarm]

@THETimHaynes Leonidas is a car 🚙 dog 🐶 and a lap dog who’s super power is his deafening snore and puppy poots.

[Depeche Mode @depechemode]

Tune into #Colbert on February 23rd to see #DepecheMode performing live!

[Baby🐎Beetle🍸 @MacFeatherFarm]

@georgehahn Allllllll the way off.

[Baby🐎Beetle🍸 @MacFeatherFarm]

@itsJeffTiedrich @RepMattGaetz This ⬆️ right here.

[Davram @davramdavram]

Kyle Rittenhouse wants to be tried for murder again

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

Who did this!? 🤣

[Baby🐎Beetle🍸 @MacFeatherFarm]

@joncoopertweets My asshole hurts.

[Baby🐎Beetle🍸 @MacFeatherFarm]

@JulieBr18799338 I got up to the first B. Anyone? Beuller? Beuller?