Camembert ‘n’ Ernie

Communist Draugr

[Camembert ‘n’ Ernie @MacFromTheDead]

14/15 Leicester City survive relegation on 41 points with -9GD

25/26 Tottenham Hotspur survive relegation on 41 points with -9 GD

We all know what happened with Leicester City

With any luck Tottenham’s ownership also have a helicopter 🤞🐓

[Camembert ‘n’ Ernie @MacFromTheDead]

Alcohol is great because it teaches empathy.

As soon as I’m drunk I can’t drive and I chat complete bollocks, like micro dosing being a woman

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Go to any bar in a university city and it’s just full of

“Hi, I work in some futile ancillary capacity to the music industry” guy

This is my girlfriend [below average fine line tattoo artist with wolf cut]

And she doesn’t know it but they’re polyamorous

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@ProTottenham The FUT chem/ tactico epidemic among football fans is dire

You’re a fucking retard if you think Robbo forgets how to play football because 2 managers he’s never played for have differing styles.

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“Picky bits”

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Christopher Nolan has stated that “it’s not like Orchestras existed back then” regarding the non-orchestral score for his latest film The Odyssey which he has shot entirely on IMAX cameras

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Sex workers complaining about the way Euphoria misrepresents their industry

Literally anybody that’s ever seen their profession portrayed in a film or television show:

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Me (a person who averages 15 cinema visits a month) when someone mentions their Letterboxd

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My reaction when I’m forced to hear The Offspring in a non-Crazy Taxi situation

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Telling my kids this was Lorna Shore

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Jim Henson creating Fraggle Rock

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Getting tricked by an empty Hand Sanitiser station in public is the naked-with-socks-on of feeling unclean

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Hey have you seen the Practical Magic 2 trailer?

No?

You’ve not seen it yet?

Oh nah bro you don’t need to go on YouTube for it

Nah, just look at literally any white woman’s Instagram story who’s pushing 40.

I know right, Sandy B still got the juice.

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Julian Casablancas (the world’s first and only acceptable Nepo Baby) accidentally making the destruction of the Israa University building at the hands of IDF forces in January 2024 look bad ass as all holy fuck at Coachella

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I don’t care about your star sign, tell me what your favourite MySpace/PureVolume-era Post Hardcore CD hidden track was

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I don’t understand fat people with tattoos, do you care how your body looks or not?

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You don’t need a vest, Evo SLs and a forerunner if you can’t run a 6 minute mile

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@1GAVINNORTH @sneharants I don’t know what you think you did here, but you didn’t do it

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Walking into the Tottenham boardroom after hearing serious rumours that they’re about to appoint a bloke who advocated publicly for a rapist whilst in his last job

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Every Bright Eyes song is a subtle yet studious narrative examination on the sort of specific emotion you find out the Japanese have a special word for

Every Conor Oberst song is just “I’m divorced as fuck and I got tennis shoes on in the hotel”