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Take risks, you'll never get ahead just sitting around

[MacG @MacGeezus7]

You wanna change your outlook on life? Get your elbow area tattooed.

[MacG @MacGeezus7]

@DairyQueen Only if I can get a free Dilly Bar.

[MacG @MacGeezus7]

Hey @DairyQueen your chicken strips are getting smaller every time I go what gives? Might as well advertise them as chicken nuggets.

[MacG @MacGeezus7]

Earlier today I pulled into a parking spot and as soon as I was getting out of my car an older lady in a brand new truck pulled up bumping old G-unit. We looked at each other, dead in the eyes, nodded, and continued about our days.

[MacG @MacGeezus7]

@_aaronreynoIds Shot caller.

[MacG @MacGeezus7]

Thanks @wizkhalifa for spending 590 minutes with me in 2022. Kush and OJ is always on. #smokelikethe70s #TGOD #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/UPSKysR1jg

[MacG @MacGeezus7]

*metallic plays in the background*

[MacG @MacGeezus7]

Best kind

[MacG @MacGeezus7]

It’s fricken cold yo

[MacG @MacGeezus7]

@pattyo1017 It’s okay to be a cranky fuck, it happens to the best of us… But hey, it’s only up from here! Make this day your nemesis and take it down.

[MacG @MacGeezus7]

@TheHurricaneAd1 Still boring though

[MacG @MacGeezus7]

@TheHurricaneAd1 Oh sorry I meant ovals

[MacG @MacGeezus7]

The new Sandman series on Netflix is a 10/10

[MacG @MacGeezus7]

Never would I ever think I would be able to buy an ounce of good weed for 60 dollars. What a world we live in.

[Billy Quarantillo @BillyQMMA]

One of my guys Chase Kuria had the SLICKEST knockout tonight in his kickboxing debut, my guy @JamahalH worked with him last month and told me to put him in… he was ready 🤯👏🔥

[MacG @MacGeezus7]

The people of Truro drive so damn slow

[MacG @MacGeezus7]

Close up we’re all just molecules and isotopes.

[MacG @MacGeezus7]

Condoms prevent mini vans

[MacG @MacGeezus7]

@PiffVango Haha he didn’t mean too

[MacG @MacGeezus7]

My roommate has been showering for like 45 mins and I’ve been waiting to poop the whole time. This is torture