MacKenzie

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

Can someone fucking help him

[whethan @whethanmusic]

happy forest. we love you forever Oliver 🫶🏼

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Excellent use of free will

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i will serve cunt again just give me a minute

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

text from my father this morning

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

it’s always something new with these mfs 😭😭

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

they skinned the muppets omfg

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called dr pepper

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Gas almost cinco de fucking dollars..

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

Me calling my mom before I go crazy:

[MacKenzie @MacKenzieJoy_]

I could single handedly bankrupt the bars in Grand Rapids.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Woman who downed 14 shots of tequila before falling on a Carnival cruise ship is set to receive $300,000 from Carnival.

45-year-old nurse, Diana Sanders, is getting the large sum of money after she blacked out and fell.

The lawsuit claims Sanders suffered "severe injuries, including, but not limited to, a concussion, headaches, a possible traumatic brain injury, back injuries, tailbone injuries, bruising, and other injuries."

Sanders blames the bartenders for serving her too much alcohol.

You have to be kidding me.

Source: Miami Herald

[s @scottrauhls]

closer and closer and CLOSAAAH

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

hamburger help us

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Stopping for gas on the way home from work feels like getting shot at

[MacKenzie @MacKenzieJoy_]

🤨

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ UFO expert Nick Pope has died at 60. https://t.co/qNFcBDxJBp

[amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17]

I would shoot my dishwasher with a gun if it tried to connect to the internet.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

[MacKenzie @MacKenzieJoy_]

@Electric_Forest 2022 squirrel on a leash 😌

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

“Please show up 15 minutes early for your appointment” best I can do is 3 minutes late