M@c Olith

Story teller, Artist, poker failure, craftsman, really good at failing. I can do a lot of things averagely. (He/him)

[M@c Olith @Mac_Olith]

Lol, I've been vindicated! Although there is a condiment on that sandwich

[Del @TheCartelDel]

There's a new trend in China where people make and eat spiceless "white people lunch", as form of self torture.

And their commentary has me crying 😭

[M@c Olith @Mac_Olith]

Making a classic Gourmet Turkey Sandwich https://t.co/6HcoN5B6un

[M@c Olith @Mac_Olith]

Oh no, oooh nooo! 😲https://t.co/Ed13ypfgwL

[M@c Olith @Mac_Olith]

@PrinceCharmingP @deray Yes sir! 💯 https://t.co/ynxVOtg2Io

[M@c Olith @Mac_Olith]

Got in on the #BudLight trend after I found a 1/4 case behind some wood in the garage. #5YrBeer #TikTok https://t.co/zS54kdqkAk

[M@c Olith @Mac_Olith]

@DannyVandelay @effingalan @Jeremy_Danner @abigailmarone Assuming she's the communication director in that she is getting 85k a year.

[M@c Olith @Mac_Olith]

@yashar Why was it competitive? What is the motivation to be the scooper/first?

[M@c Olith @Mac_Olith]

Gnat1: lol, I just made this idiot smack his forehead
Gnat2: Lol, I got him to smash his glasses
Gnat3: watch this... Lol, he just tried to clap me and caught his nipple in that clap instead.
Gnat4: hold my fruit 😈

[M@c Olith @Mac_Olith]

Sometimes the line for McDonald's is so long you have to bring your own donuts to eat while you wait. #LovingTheLongLines...#AndTheDonut

[NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd]

@tacobell we'll be ready.

[M@c Olith @Mac_Olith]

@JoyAnnReid @tedcruz Breaking: Local porn expert, Sen. Ted Cruz, lets America know where to find the good cartoon animal porn.

[M@c Olith @Mac_Olith]

@NateSilver538 If your hypothesis is that a "large scale targeted social media campaign"* couldn't possibly nudge perception enough to change behavior, then why would anyone ever advertise on 538? Are you saying placement of ads on social media can't impact behavior?
*"Russian shit posting"

[M@c Olith @Mac_Olith]

@damemagazine @NicoleFroio No idea why, but they are some of my most watched videos on there. Literally just cleaning a house.

[M@c Olith @Mac_Olith]

@jeffjarvis @JoeNBC @jheil Spoiler, it was iTunes. Not the devices, but a fundamental change in distribution. "All" music available in one spot for "easy" access.

[M@c Olith @Mac_Olith]

Heavy contender for tonight's projected snack attack. Check out blackpeopleeats's video! #TikTok https://t.co/KeV8cGqhey

[M@c Olith @Mac_Olith]

Looks like I was a bit early to the party. Did my tikity toks on the house clean-out months ago. Still have a family room of fine china to get rid of though. 🤔

[KC Film @KansasCityFilm]

Please share / apply! casting for KC area for new Amy Poehler / Scout Productions show.

[M@c Olith @Mac_Olith]

@nandoodles @Microsoft Surprising on no levels that the company that brought us OAN figured out a way to keep finding Bb.

[M@c Olith @Mac_Olith]

Update / part 2: #CleaningCouchTrials the lemon juice peroxide baking soda didn't do the trick. The lemon only worked way better. Rewashed the whole couch w just lemon juice. #LemonJuice is best cleaner. https://t.co/YXIikpMBfj

[M@c Olith @Mac_Olith]

Ever wonder how to get febreze smell out of furniture? Leather couch airing out in the garage for 3 months that still smells of potpourri even after washing w bleach water. #CleaningCouchTrials I tried about 12-15 different cleaners to see what is the best https://t.co/1fIiMLEdl6

[M@c Olith @Mac_Olith]

Thanks Lex! @sato_pannie helped lug this thing up two flights of stairs.