MacabreGoblin

Elvira in the streets, Morticia in the sheets. she/her

[MacabreGoblin @MacabreGoblin]

Trying to lose weight so people can start focusing on my many and varied other flaws

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖔𝖘 📘🦷🔼 @Homievulgaris]

Dolly Parton was the patron saint of good gays, who fall in love, adopt kids, and see beauty in everything.
Tim Curry was the patron saint of evil bisexuals like me, who love oil and grime, scary clowns, and communism.

[destiney bleu @destineybleu]

Via threads 😭

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Brutal comedian on comedian crime.

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Does Israel have a right to US tax dollars?

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

This is the funniest thing I've seen on twitter this week. It's a shame Jason Mantzoukas isn't on the site.

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Yes.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

James Cameron: “In STAR WARS the good guys are the rebels, they’re using asymmetric warfare against a highly organized empire. I think we call those guys terrorists today.”

George Lucas: “When I did it they were Viet Cong. That was the whole point.”

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But , for now cheer up. From us.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

mitch mcconnell dragging lindsey graham to hell with him

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

The greatest tweet of all time.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Clarence Thomas argued the 14th Amendment was written narrowly for former enslaved people and doesn't apply broadly today. Using that same logic, the 2nd Amendment was written for muskets and doesn't apply to AR-15's, but somehow, he's never made that argument.

[lenny @dr3amoperator]

i'm drunk and i think this is one of the hottest characters ever put to screen

[MacabreGoblin @MacabreGoblin]

@FerrebeeShawn @mehdirhasan @grok And yet Trump is celebrating getting Colbert fired over his…let me check my notes…constitutionally protected free speech. 🧐

[witty, irreverent, about nothing @makakiavelli2]

as a ~2020 essential worker~ the way ppl talk about this “quarantine” has always cracked me up. y'all were not held captive, you were at my job harassing me!