Becca

my jibber jabber

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

Saying im rubbing one out when scratching my eye

[Mia @boygrrI]

weed smokers swear theyre not addicted then start touching you inappropriately

[mensch @signoremosca]

Started drunk smoking again and there are actually zero negative effects on my life because the alcohol forms a protective layer around your lungs a lot of people don’t know this

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

wing stop rantch

[⋆☕︎ ˖ Adri ⋆☕︎ ˖ @terupoopkami]

whenever i go see my conservative extended family i talk like light yagami trying to not reveal he’s kira except im trying not to reveal im queera

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i love saying my dick is hard when i don't even have one like yeah im spiritually bricked what about it

[🦋 @leftunsents]

i automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise and then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

[Becca @MacabreMiso]

Bitches really say they have commitment issues and then be in a situationship for 5 years

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

going down on him but it's just the minecraft eating noise

[lily @lillianemallow]

when ur about to jerk off in minecraft but it says u cant stroke right now theres a monster nearby and you lowkey just #fuckdatcreeper instead

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

being bisexual means you love all women & like a very niche specific kind of guy

[d @petiteyoungthug]

take a hit bro

[corb @awshuqs]

gun to my head oops now i have a boner haha

[kai 🎧 @ka1pilled]

sorry i can’t talk rn i’m in a long distance low commitment unlabelled low profile breadcrumbing lovebombing micro obsessive yearning internet pseudo situationship w oomf

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

WIFE JUST TOUCHED ME IN AN INTIMATE AREA #WIN

[akila. @becka1icious]

i don’t watch porn, i read it like a fuckin lady

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

whipping myself with my phone charger every time i die in Fortnite