Simon the Great

"I'm finally getting my edge back" | edtwt |

[Simon the Great @Macabrephile]

Birthday party suit yayyyy

[Simon the Great @Macabrephile]

I FINALLY HIT 160 !!!!

[Simon the Great @Macabrephile]

@killmeandeatme0 Yeah most likely. Maybe 7 calories with some sauce

[Simon the Great @Macabrephile]

Wife just gets prettier with age good god

[lily @swanlbs]

wow

[Guloona @mosaiceyed]

Me with that tortured white girl swag

[Simon the Great @Macabrephile]

New priv layout is so sex to me

[Simon the Great @Macabrephile]

School outfit

[Simon the Great @Macabrephile]

The woodland fit

[Simon the Great @Macabrephile]

Good, it was not a good movie

[Sofia Coppola Updates @CoppolaUpdates]

Sofia Coppola's Priscilla did not receive any Oscar nominations.

[Simon the Great @Macabrephile]

what is your favourite eye color? — Brown or green because it matches my outfits https://t.co/FISpF61CyC

[Simon the Great @Macabrephile]

Sometimes I feel so out of place on edtwt because you guys are trying to lose weight and eat as little calories as possible, but I'm the opposite. I've been obsessedwith going up in weight and building muscle. I think tha's why I never tweet about my ED

[Simon the Great @Macabrephile]

I scared my friend yesterday by following a girl with my eyes until she walked away. I didn't notice he was watching and he said "it looked like you were ready to eat her". Is this a win?

[Simon the Great @Macabrephile]

Nvm being priv was boring

[Simon the Great @Macabrephile]

People get clowned and immediately go "it got outside of my circle lol"

[erin 🌲🏳️‍⚧️ @erngrntv]

@firsttime_egirl This was mostly a niche community joke that went far outside my circle lol

[Simon the Great @Macabrephile]

You guys should tweet about me like I'm the most hilarious guy ever while I'm on priv so we can make my account a super secret special club

[Simon the Great @Macabrephile]

@rottenpuppi I didn't wanna steal your spotlight!

[Simon the Great @Macabrephile]

do you write? — Yes I do, I write dramatic romantic poems mostly, but I do poetry surrounding the human experience in general https://t.co/uyDGrqwHsv

[Simon the Great @Macabrephile]

@GUNDGRAVE Yeah I'll dm you

[Simon the Great @Macabrephile]

@l1ttlebra1n Would you like to see some of what I've written?