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i suffer from the unbearable weight of massive talent

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THE CUPID SHUFFLE IS NOT A BRAND NEW DANCE

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“Too bad for you losers. I have free will and a bank account.”
-me to my haters who say I shouldn’t own roller skates bc I’m a danger to myself and others

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You know what? Idgaf about my sprinkler system

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Doink doink #doink

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I’m zynning so hard I can feel Earth’s gravitational pull

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“JAMES TALERICO IS A LIBERAL WEIRDO”

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Im about to Zyn and DDV so hard

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They should’ve made a balloon of Barack Obama’s face for the baloon fiesta

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I miss my ping pong table

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Garrett broke my ping pong table

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Big believer in it’s only weird if you make it weird

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Nicholas cage is the nickel back of actors

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The only way I like my men

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I am basically Jane from Tarzan. She also loves men who don’t talk a lot so she can just continue to never stfu

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“And then I was saved by a flying man in loincloth”

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i don’t think i’ve ever vibed with anyone more in this life than ella. she is my soul mate.

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hi i’m macarie and i’m an alcoholic

or is it just summer?

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just remembered feathers for france lol holy shit

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it’s honestly so sad to see the hatred in the VPR reunion as if not every single one of these people have been disgusting cheaters the whole time lmao

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nail salons should have charging ports, menus and wifi password all at each nail station

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I just wish Morgan Wallen knew that I am his dream girl