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PT, DPT | basketball | @mitchoolee | San Francisco

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There is a special place in hell for people that don’t know how to zipper merge.

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Today when asking a patient how often she leaves the house she said not often and proceeded to say:

My neighbor across the street was a drug dealer. And someone came and killed him. And dumped him in the lake in a garbage bag…

Explains why she wants meals on wheels

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Work chronicles: When you walk out of a literal shitty situation and know there’s no way you escaped that one clean 🙃

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It’s been a minute: today, my patient, with a straight face, said that her siblings had to tell her to stop getting into dance offs at fisherman’s wharf because she kept losing.

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That feeling when everybody’s watching and you have to parallel park and you do it perfectly into a tight space.

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I wish I had the luxury of going to Japan on a whim

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In the gym locker room overheard a group of girls absolutely roasting a boy for having sweaty hands when she dapped him up. High school girls are ruthless these days.

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Being in your late 20s is weird: on one hand my friend is getting engaged while on a 2 week vacation in Europe, while I just spent my Sunday working and shopping for rugs while in line for Costco gas…

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WFH couples versus healthcare couples live such different lifestyles 🙃

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The audacity of people to speed up, cut me off, then proceed to drive under the speed limit…

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Warriors know how to get rid of my favorite players 😢

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Can someone please tell me how people my age can afford to buy a house/ pay a mortgage, feed themselves, go on vacations, pay taxes, and save for retirement