Macaulay Culkin

After the death of Michael Jackson, I thought I would clear things up. PS who's seen home alone?

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Okay, this video is wild. Is this guy for real or what? https://t.co/ZQuogbBlGC

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guise, is it troo that harowin killz u?

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o and by the way, heroine is not as bad as people say it is. I'm pretty sure the FDA made it a vegetable.

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tired of all da h8ers telling me I get lung cancer from 60 cigarettes a day. yeah right. try more like 400 cigs a day. #yallhavenoidea

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@econquereco what up homie.

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check out my friend's new book: http://t.co/jZRq3MrO6c He says it's like a mixture of The Dark Knight and Star Wars. Seems good. #HomeAlone

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If you like @rihanna 's new song Stay, you'll love this: http://t.co/pjl8UQwedh

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@Alice_Killer @JaredLeto I dont speak russian, only american.

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@Young_Wizzo super easy to tell, right?

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@Scary_Cheri What can I say, it's a great movie.

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@zarnz WOrd up.

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@RebAndVoDkA I stay rill always. Fuck seth.

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@CampyNeighbor Naw, player, it's all Mack all the time. NEWSFLASH! My large gaps between tweets aren't as large as the gap of yo butthole.

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Who here has ever heard of Home Alone?

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@MacaulayCarsonC don't trust this imposter. I am the real macaulay culkin.

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Dog food causes salmonella now? Why the f can't I eat it anymore??? http://t.co/1AwTam6q

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Sorry it's been so long. New French president is so dope! http://t.co/tsE84ljz #hollande #frenchelection #tonythetiger

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@charliesheen needs t let teh winnin thing go. mor like "Duh..beginning to get obnoxis" #needmorewisky

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I hve no reson to be alive

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Wow sorry gang I haven't been able to update your twittles too much. I've been filming Home Alone 6. Here's to a new DRUGFREE Future #winnin