.

[. @Macca2555x]

We get a new manager

He does okay

We get ucl

They buy wank players the manager doesn’t want and hasn’t asked for

We underperform

They sack the manager

Cycle repeats

Awful ownership fuck off I’m not even arsed about who we get I know how it’s gonna end up

[. @Macca2555x]

@MUTDXII Yes more or less the ground will never not be full due to tourists and day trippers

[Simon Rowntree @si_rowntree]

🚨BREAKING: Manchester United to appoint Mauricio Pochettino as their new manager

Expected announcement within the next 24-48 hours

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

Pochettino to #mufc done now. Avram Glazer signed off the deal as he’s co-chairman.

[. @Macca2555x]

@SaMusicxCulture See his songs on TikTok a lot some of his bars are a bit mad

[. @Macca2555x]

@0161Chino Spot on

[Chino @0161Chino]

That’s why goldbridge in a cancer to the club Saeed is a muppet but he means well hearts in the right place while ex copper mark is a phaggot

[Luca Black @Luca_Black_]

@UnitedStandMUFC 9,500 season ticket holders voted yes in a scuffed survey in which they had absolutely no information whatsoever.

When 30,000 are singing to shove the new stadium up your arse week in and out recently, surely that’s a better tell of fan sentiment on this matter…

[Gaz @CantonaManc]

Only INEOS would wait until the international break to poach an international manager.

[. @Macca2555x]

@MissTheRagez_ Fr

[. @Macca2555x]

@KelvinLoyola You got food chained

Cry more yank

[. @Macca2555x]

Wonder how much more hate Ashley young got for Goldbridge thinking he knew it all

He’s the most toxic influencer linked with our club

All his young fans follow his shite opinions and think he’s some sort of god.

[Corner FC @TheCornerFC]

🚨💣 Ashley Young CONFRONTS Mark Goldbridge! 🤯

[. @Macca2555x]

Wtf Is this Defoe disrespect 😭

[EAFC 27 News @FC27News_]

🚨 All new Icons & Hero’s coming soon

Massive W 🔥🔥🔥

[. @Macca2555x]

@ItsTJUK Bruh

[. @Macca2555x]

@0161Chino @Charlanardo @UtdJanitor He’s such a mong

[. @Macca2555x]

@0161Chino @Charlanardo @UtdJanitor I remember you saying it a few years back

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

What a lovely gent Roy Hodgson is. I was digging my nails right into his bum and he's still smiling.

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

Carrick has left - Carrington. He spent just over seven hours at #mufc's training ground while the chief executive and director of football go off to Monaco to sack him at their own leisure.

[. @Macca2555x]

@RedDevilTill90 It’s getting boring

[. @Macca2555x]

We get a new manager

He does okay

We get ucl

They buy wank players the manager doesn’t want and hasn’t asked for

We underperform

They sack the manager

Cycle repeats

Awful ownership fuck off I’m not even arsed about who we get I know how it’s gonna end up