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Collector of smithereens

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@sikemanchez @cardamomkiss It's alright I suppose but Adam's hair is lol

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@sikemanchez @cardamomkiss Criticising a 3 second segment of a three hour film is just something wankers do

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@cardamomkiss Saw a play recently and a fella died on stage and said 'oh! I am slain!' Awful writing. Can't see him being successful

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@cardamomkiss Alright dickhead on twitter. How would you have written that scene?

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I'm actually from Manchester and have been lucky enough to travel a lot. All my worst travelling experiences have been at Manchester airport.

[big sad egg 🥚 @laura_myers]

hey @Ryanair I want a refund for the £75 that the absolute jobsworth at manchester airport this afternoon took from me for an "oversized" bag i've used and never had an issue with on this exact journey maybe 30+ times over the last seven years

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@WordMercenary @lowerformofwit Early 2000s, I went to a red brick northern university and my girlfriend of the time went to Cambridge. My visits there produced greater culture shock than subsequent travels round Asia and Africa. It's a different world. They vastly underestimate how homogeneous they are.

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@gem_ste Why doesn't she do WhatsApp?

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@Jairstone Had a jump scare when I saw Paul konchesky

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@HITCSevens Reese James and Djed Spence changed the match. We looked so much better balanced with them on the pitch.

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@cosmictylxr I thought part 1 was much more interesting

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@Quillette Every four years the world gathers to tell a weird Australian maga account to fuck off. We're having a nice time without you losers

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@uniquemoviemom Never seen a car look irritated before

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@HighlanderRSR The constant whinging...

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@atrupar @derJamesJackson Alright, I've heard enough. We need to leave NATO

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@zeteo_news @mehdirhasan @WajahatAli The Chinese seem to be doing alright

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@unwantedgherkin Fuck off with the ai shite. Literally adds nothing

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@Ryan_LTFC Darts, snooker, knock a door run, kabaddi. We'd wipe the floor with them

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@elmati_t @BarstoolChief How can you see the mexico-england match and have an opinion like that?

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@B0rnLeader951 @Deuce1042 Lol

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I once went to a lovely Buddhist temple and 90% of it was graphic depictions of what will happen to you if you disrespect monks

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

massive PR win for buddhism that the version of it that made it to the west is the “jesus had one commandment: to be vaguely nice to each other” version