Mace Anderson

Writer and Non-Conformist. California 🐻. Stoic

[i🦋 @nashmaivette]

& this is why my mom doesn’t let me go

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@CheyLoftus This is the only reason I did Damn Yankees. Where have you been?

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This girl just told me that she had a dream where she was drilling the takedown I taught her a week ago. It was an inside trip. In the middle of a hallway. the Am I about to wife up a BJJ white belt??

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I showed you my guinea pig plz respond

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This girl asked what I was doing and when I said I was reading she said, “What? How to be a Virgin?” Like damn bitch no it’s Araby a damn Irish classic tf 🙄🙄

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@Raulillo133 Post more pics Chico so I can compliment your eyes

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That’s it. Imma start hyping up my boys on their insta pics like girls do for their friends

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@Raulillo133 @mockingbird_831 We both know how hard it is to move Eloy when he doesn’t want to move.

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Someone tell @mockingbird_831 to stop being a Bitch and come study abroad with me in Copenhagen. Homie thinks he’s gonna get kidnapped into the sex trade.

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@IsaacWilliamYoo @mockingbird_831 Just need to get a visa 😂

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@IsaacWilliamYoo @mockingbird_831 3 amigos

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My comment on Instagram got 161 likes. Done talking to y’all broke bitches

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@OreoMilkJake Between the confusion of whatever Nolf does and him being really really good. No shame here my guy 😂

[ACLU @ACLU]

BREAKING: We’re suing President Trump over today’s blatantly illegal declaration of a national emergency.

There is no emergency. This is an unconstitutional power grab that hurts American communities. We’ll see him in court.

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These workouts be hittin

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@CheyLoftus Thank you for the retweet that brought this wonderful opportunity into my life

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Nobody: Girls that grew up in Sacramento:

[P-Lo @p_lo]

Im from The Bay Area, Bitch

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@ericxreyes I now understand your Ariana experience way better

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I had a whole ass dream that @Camila_Cabello DM’ed me on Instagram and gave me free tickets to a show and was just the wholesomest person ever and we bonded over random things. Can I wake up this happy every day please?

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Who let me bet on Man UTD????