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KC // TRAUMA NURSE

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

spike your drinks with hand sanitizer in these trying times

[nicholas @imkully]

an entire generation of kids rolled up a ball of paper and yelled kobe as they sank that shit into a trash can. that’s legacy

[m a c e e @Maceeadamss]

I’m not rich but this couldn’t be more accurate

[LEXIE4QUEEN @lexie4queen2019]

Introducing Alpha Phi’s 2019 homecoming candidate...
LEXIE ABBOTT!!!!!!

Be sure to #besexyvoteforlexie 👑❤️

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

being in your twenties is just texting your long distance best friend all the embarrassing shit you drunkenly did this weekend until one of you gets a real job

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

PLAYOFF W 🔥🔥🔥 #LetsRoll

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Come Saturday, it's all gas no brakes 🚫

#LetsRoll

[Jenna Wheeler @jennnaaa_3]

My cousin announced to the family that after she finishes up at Cambridge, she will be getting her doctorate from Standford

At that moment, my mom looked me in the eye. I could just tell she was thinking about the time I put diesel in my car and wondering where she went wrong.

[CHASshire cat💜💕🐈 @princesschassa]

Shoutout to all the college students that brought their laptop home but didn’t do any homework, we had good intentions

[Cas @CassieCothernXO]

ok I have less than a month to go up two letter grades so nobody ask me to go out bc I will say yes

[m a c e e @Maceeadamss]

any p-hill friends looking for some extra cash, we need help moving furniture 6:30-9am tomorrow morning! dm me!

[w @kafkacowgirl]

i emailed my professor and told her i was absent bc i have the flu and she said she can’t excuse absences for common illnesses???! like ?? sorry professor i’ll try to catch fuckin yellow fever next time

[The Kingdom @MahomeSZN]

😘

[m a c e e @Maceeadamss]

kinda scary what a smile can hide

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

This how I imagine birth control works

[UCM Sigma Tau Gamma @SigTau_UCM]

💥RUSH SHIRT GIVEAWAY💥

Now is your chance to win a 2018 Rush shirt. All you need to do is follow, retweet and like to win! Winners will be announced on August 13th!

[jboy @johnnyy_boyy98]

Apparently I’m dramatic