macey lynn

I exist out of spite

[macey lynn @Macey_17]

I might not have a lot of things but atleast I have great boobs

[ً @cryst6ls]

just heard my exes side of the story and i was funny asf for that

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

currently in my “???” era because wtf is happening???

[awlivv @awlivv]

“you say you’re going to k*** y******* too much” god forbid a girl have a catchphrase

[pelumiii.🧛🏾 @shelovespelumi]

The obsession of wanting people to regret losing you is insane, you’re not that special.

[macey lynn @Macey_17]

@kannmarie_ which one bc that mf comical 😂😭😭

[jynx @jynxbby]

the cool thing about this app is that you're never the craziest one on here

[macey lynn @Macey_17]

getting drunk phone calls at 2:30 in the morning to hear about how much someone misses you, when yall keep conversations to a bare minimum, is wild

[🦊 @foxyjasz]

When I create my own family, we’re having crab legs for thanksgiving

[jynx @jynxbby]

don't ask me for relationship advice cause i'll tell you to kill him

[macey lynn @Macey_17]

this man woke up out of a DEAD SLEEP to say “what time is it” I said midnight & this mf goes I need a Dr Pepper and got up.. wtf

[macey lynn @Macey_17]

I slept so good lastnight I was trying to call my job this morning still half asleep and literally googled “work”

[macey lynn @Macey_17]

my header is literally everything idc

[jynx @jynxbby]

i hope no man out here saying i was crazy over him cause i’m just crazy in general. never over no man

[jynx @jynxbby]

you better off in the woods with a bear than talking to me when i’m mad

[ayaan @ayaankhawn]

takes it away on a random tuesday too