Douglas Macfarlane

[Douglas Macfarlane @MacfarDoug]

@JamieSadlowski Good luck in the top 16! Hope you make it to the finals! #Makeit3timechamp #Canadianpride #Gun

[Douglas Macfarlane @MacfarDoug]

The people at the library take their jobs too seriously. #givememybook #fuckyou

[Douglas Macfarlane @MacfarDoug]

Papers for daysss #lame #hatethem

[Douglas Macfarlane @MacfarDoug]

So far today I have accomplished absolutely nothing. #lazydays

[Douglas Macfarlane @MacfarDoug]

@LukexMills Margaret McCain is wayyy to quiet! Go to Jdh somewhere #waybetter

[Douglas Macfarlane @MacfarDoug]

Finallyy legal #19

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

ITS WATERMELÒNE INSIDE A WATERMELÒNE

[Carl Grimes @TheCarlGrimes_]

If you don't have a fully formed survival plan to withstand a Zombie Apocalypse, then your priorities are all wrong. Get your shit together.

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

turns the radio on
*blurred lines*
switches station
*blurred lines*
turns radio off
*blurred lines*
dies and goes to hell
*blurred lines*

[Dope Posts @FunnyTweetsLoI]

Miley Cyrus or Thanksgiving Turkey?

[Douglas Macfarlane @MacfarDoug]

I just don't know what to do.

[Douglas Macfarlane @MacfarDoug]

One of the best feelings in the world is looking at your bank account just after you got paid #Monaaay

[Jason Gionet @jasongionet8]

I'm not gonna lie, this day and night turned out to be one of the shitiest #Fuck

[Douglas Macfarlane @MacfarDoug]

@brandimac1 No.. Its How I met your mother #getwiththeprogram

[Douglas Macfarlane @MacfarDoug]

@BTBrandonTeeth No I didn't but I saw one in Walmart tonight!