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@cherimdrunk I forgot how huge this song was

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@juliethardt Use natural soap in warm water instead of taking hot showers. That's where most of the damage is coming from

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@Toyotasupremacy @MnMventures Where's he at then?

Also, Ephesians 6:5 and Peter 2:18 make it pretty clear that slavery is perfectly acceptable to Christians

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@nihiinn_ I ended up grabbing a girl around the waist on the subway once to keep my balance, and it was the most embarrassing thing in the world for me. I kept apologizing profusely, which made it feel way worse.

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@WUTangKids She's a lawyer. You're mad because she worked to pay her way through college instead of relying on mommy and daddy the way rich white people do?

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@Sabo_Cat161 Close, but still not quite it. Democrats currently hold little to no power in Congress due to the Republican party holding the majority. Democrats have tried to pass many bills that are actually in favor of what Republicans often complain about, but Republicans still block them

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@Rothmus Isn't it the failure of the previous generation if the future ones are brought into a world left in a worse condition?

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@atensnut This is funny, considering how the Statue of Liberty is a monument to immigration.

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@iluminatibot People forget that the government doesn't need to fire a single shot. They can shut you down completely with a few keystrokes by freezing your assets and halting your utilities and services.

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@FadeHubb Man, that yellow one is really tempting, but I'd probably have to go with reading minds. I've been played way too many times and I need some defense against the lies.

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@thehealthb0t Sugar. Plain and simple

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@s8n For men, sleeping on their stomach often leads to a higher likelihood of having a particularly strong erection in your sleep

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@rnt45t1 @Rothmus Not entirely. Working out can often lead to healthier habits and more confidence, which are likely to get women's attention

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@Rothmus Oh man, so much facts

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@KrystalWolfyAlt No one actually cares if you read the Bible. They care if you try to shove it in their faces and force them to live by your beliefs.

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@DailyLoud None of them. They might be a fun hook-up, but girls who look like this are neither loyal nor frugal.

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@tikli_____ If you're whole-brained, you'll see bubbles

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@akafacehots It's almost as if they counted them one at a time.

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@poyotimebaybee Christians are weird. They lose their mind when someone else with beliefs differing from their own simply exists without bothering anyone.

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@MomsPostingLs Vikings and Celts had very similar hairstyles