Joey Machado

Almost Navy veteran, fumbling for meaning. Industrial Systems Technology Student. I'm mainly just here to network and observe pop culture.

[emblasteon @emblastoons]

It's weird to think about that era where the 3DS and Switch coexisted

[Joey Machado @MachadoJosiah]

@SquareEnix @SquareEnix was Dream Zanarkand an example of a species that intigrated with AI? Spira harnessed "magic imbued within machina." The fayth operated as a collective conscious, a literal neural network. Anyway, FF X made me laugh out loud.

[Joey Machado @MachadoJosiah]

You should give people their "flowers" even when you know they'll never give you yours.

[Joey Machado @MachadoJosiah]

In case you didn't know, it's a nice ass day outside. https://t.co/n61V0lqN6A

[Joey Machado @MachadoJosiah]

I would have became an industrial electrician years ago if yall told me I get to dress like a Shonen protagonist. https://t.co/T4vzEGX3Up

[Joey Machado @MachadoJosiah]

I call this my "How did you know I'm divorced?" room. https://t.co/MRfK0NguXx

[Joey Machado @MachadoJosiah]

Saturday morning cartoons and dragon slaying with sir Harley of the six teeth. https://t.co/ye1e8jcaqA

[Joey Machado @MachadoJosiah]

Apparently I'm in the top 2% of @DGDtheband listeners. If I'm being honest, it would be 1% if this included all the times I've repeated Tree City Sessions 2 on YouTube 🤷🏽 thanks guys! You got me through a tough year #DGD #poppunk #Spotify #SpotifyWrapped

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[Joey Machado @MachadoJosiah]

I would like to take this moment to blame my daily commute and lack of gym social skills for enabling my @joerogan podcast addiction 🙈🙊 #podcast #JRE #Spotify #SpotifyWrapped

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[Joey Machado @MachadoJosiah]

Hinge is the Dark Souls of dating apps. #changemymind #dating

[Joey Machado @MachadoJosiah]

@BlessedMMA answering the tough questions. "Can you speed bag a face?" Yes, apparently so.

[Joey Machado @MachadoJosiah]

@Delafina777 To be fair, working in a job field for a set period of time doesnt grant you all the necessary skills through some sort of environmental osmosis. Theres plenty of career politicians and lawyers bad at their jobs as proof and people still feel the need to criticize them.

[Joey Machado @MachadoJosiah]

@Thebeast_ufc I wish your fights were still as hype as your Instagram account.

[Joey Machado @MachadoJosiah]

Photo of my reenlistment fyt. I've never been more pleased with a photo. #keanureeves #navy #tantaluslookout #threecheersforfourmoreyears #america

[Joey Machado @MachadoJosiah]

I feel like most of the people who are excited about the potential Space Force aren't even qualified for the job they have now.

[Joey Machado @MachadoJosiah]

Anyone that says Ye is a good album is mistaken in my opinion, it's a GREAT half album. #ye #Kanye #loveyourself

[Joey Machado @MachadoJosiah]

Found myself needing some more horses under the hood after taking up video/audio editing #wintel #intel #i7 #7700k #computerscience

[AMD @AMD]

.@Forbes says "AMD brings Zen to mainstream gamers with Ryzen 5," a new line of CPUs starting at $169. https://t.co/lmTKWVSjkS

[Joey Machado @MachadoJosiah]

Don't mind the plastic, I'm going to ruin it later when I use it to sticker bomb my bumper. #initiald #blindattack #panda #levin #AE86 #GT86