DMachetto

I lost my old account for quoting the Simpsons

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@T8Salt Now he’s a hot dog

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I don’t even have social media anymore but lol I fuckin told all of you half a decade ago that Drury fuckin sucks

This is my guinea pig, Bubba

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@T8Salt Here he’s wearing a cowboy hat

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Seriously, look at bubba

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@SenSchumer Go fuck yourself. Retire. Fuck off forever.

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I deleted my main Twitter months ago and had to go through password recovery to get this one open again but it was all worth it to tell @SenSchumer to go fuck himself. Retire and fuck off forever

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@SammmyStern I recognize that they were objectively bad but god help me if I didn't love swinging a sword

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@SammmyStern 🫣 I liked the motion controls

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@SammmyStern @femezoid Maybe just grow a tomato instead and you’ll have two

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@domluszczyszyn @JeffVeillette @yolo_pinyato deactivated his account again just before he could be proven right again about how everyone overvalued the hell out of defensemen

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@PeteBlackburn It’s almost as if all of the controversy and arguments on these shows is scripted

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My dad gets bored being at home with my mom so he comes and does things around my house. Today he’s raking. I’m extremely grateful for what he does though I wish he wouldn’t. First, as always, because he’s old and shouldn’t. Second, because I want to take a quick nap

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@SammmyStern Yeah it’s more about finding time to play

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@SammmyStern Ok, I’ll try to get to prodeus today (and also send you a friend request)

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@SammmyStern Oh is that the Heretic/Hexen-inspired one?

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@A_XENOP Then again, it’s so much easier to get to Harrison than to the Bronx

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@SammmyStern Still about another hour until I come back. I actually signed into this account to get the name of the FPS you had recommended last week

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@SammmyStern Lost my appeal

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@SammmyStern Retro-Bit Tribute 64 2.4 GHz Wireless Controller for Nintendo 64 (N64), Switch, PC, MacOS, RetroPie, Raspberry Pi and Other USB Devices (Classic Gray) https://t.co/GbnfqhObCq

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@SammmyStern 12 hours, but their system fucked up in the middle of it so it’s going to be 24