ur in her dms im going to her wedding in greece because there’s a 1 in 3 chance i’m her father but i’ve never met her and only communicate with her through abba songs. we are not the same
I don’t know who needs to hear this but Jennifer Garner makes videos on her Facebook and often she cooks and they’re so wholesome. Here’s one of her making bagels. How can you not love this woman?
watching livestream on sunday instead of going to church is like
mom: “who’s that? who? why haven’t i seen them before? did that person gain weight? why did he grow a beard? it doesn’t look good. yeah he definitely gained weight, must be pregnant... hahahaha i’m so funny.”