Iravalos

ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU WHAT TRUE FURY IS.

[Iravalos @MachineGenocide]

"I HAVE ALL THE CANDY. ALL OF IT."

[Iravalos @MachineGenocide]

"ANYWAY! I'm going to go eat something."

[Iravalos @MachineGenocide]

"Fucking loli cliché looking fuck."

[Iravalos @MachineGenocide]

"YOU HEARD ME."

[Eiyo Haul @SunicideUp]

SMALL FRY?!

[Iravalos @MachineGenocide]

"YOU WANT TO GO, SMALL FRY?"

[Eiyo Haul @SunicideUp]

YA HEARD ME

[Iravalos @MachineGenocide]

"That's actually a new one."

[Iravalos @MachineGenocide]

". . . . . . . . . . . . . ."

[Eiyo Haul @SunicideUp]

It's my goddamn day off, ain't spendin' it listenin' to some hollerin' ass demonic fog horn wannabe.

[Iravalos @MachineGenocide]

"NO."

[Iravalos @MachineGenocide]

"YES I AM."

[Iravalos @MachineGenocide]

"LOOK AT ALL THESE LITTLE SHITS. BEING ALL FLESHY AND MORTAL AND SHIT."

[Iravalos @MachineGenocide]

"Tremble."

[Iravalos @MachineGenocide]

[Loud roaring in the distance followed by the crunching of metal.]

[Iravalos @MachineGenocide]

[JAWS THEME IN THE DISTANCE.]

[Ayagi Akami @FreedApex]

[Stares blankly, blinking.] Uhhhhhh....My bad. [?]

[Iravalos @MachineGenocide]

[Pokes all five heads out of the ocean.] Not the Loch Ness monster. [Sinks back down into the depths.]

[Iravalos @MachineGenocide]

There's your birthday present. [Sinks back into the ocean to . . . Do whatever something like him does.]

[Iravalos @MachineGenocide]

[Makes it rain! Like literal rain. Because he's a giant water monster/robot demon thing.]