Machine Gun Carly

Gamer. Podcaster. Imaginary Comedian.Animal lover. Sports fan. #EST. Check out @JinkiesPatrol. Watch me on TikTok @CarlybutreallyBatman.

[Machine Gun Carly @MachineGunCarz]

Imagine being able to tweet Hitler. Oh, wait, you can! @realDonaldTrump

#notmypresident #resist #thefourthreich #thewhiterose #resistfascism #thewhiteroseresistance

[David Ross @D_Ross3]

Partnaaaa!!

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

10 years ago today, the Cubs defeated the Indians in Game 5 of the 2016 World Series to force a Game 6.

Aroldis Chapman completed an eight-out save to send the Cubs back to Cleveland 🤯

[MLB @MLB]

William and Willson Contreras become the 10th set of brothers to play in the World Series on a championship-winning team! 🏆

And they did it 10 years apart!

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

iykyk

[Machine Gun Carly @MachineGunCarz]

I’ve had “The Calm” by @wizkhalifa on repeat for days. I can’t get enough. I hate to be greedy but I can’t stop thinking how absolutely sick a remix w/ @machinegunkelly would be. I was at the Indiana show for the Lost Americana tour, and I still can’t shut up about it.

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

10 years ago today, Miguel Montero crushed a pinch-hit Grand Slam in the bottom of the 8th inning in Game 1 of the 2016 NLCS against the Dodgers 💪🏼

Dexter Fowler followed up with a solo-shot to the right-field basket. Wrigley was ROCKING!

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

this new music is a nuke ☢️

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

We join the Bears and the city of Chicago in remembering the legendary Mike Ditka.

Thank you for the memories, Coach.

[Machine Gun Carly @MachineGunCarz]

@poncle_vampire me and my friends love Vampire Survivors, but we can never get it to work with 3 of us playing in the same game, only 2 of us per game.

[Vampire Survivors | Vampire Crawlers 🧛 @poncle_vampire]

Vampire Survivors: Legacy of the Bloodmoon is out now! 📢

💃 10+ friendly characters
🩸 16+ exciting weapons
🎵 11 joyful music tracks
🗺️ 1 XL relaxing stage
& more!

[t ♡ @wastelove5150]

1 year since Kells did this incredible cover of Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz at the Radio 1 Live Lounge

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

100 RBI season for PCA. 🔥

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

IAN HAPP GRAND SLAM FOR THE LEAD

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

#CUBS WIN!

FINAL: Cubs 19, Mariners 2.

[MLB @MLB]

Pete Crow-Armstrong races in and makes a diving catch!

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

when i was growing up all i required as a fan was that the artist make good music.
it started and stopped there.
i’d wait years for a new album.
stand in line to buy the CD on release day.
obsess over it front to back, read the lyrics, stare at the art work, try to analyze it.
i got pointed at by a band in the pit once because the singer liked my mohawk and my life was made.
we gotta go back to just enjoying the ride.

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

the full Salt Lake City concert will be on my YouTube tomorrow at 9am pst

[MLB @MLB]

The @Cubs:

-Score 23 runs for the first time since 1995!
-Tie a franchise record with EIGHT home runs!
-Win their fifth straight game!

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

wiz last words on the lost americana stage being “EST for life” is an epic core memory for me.