Machine Gun Kelsey

I don’t even know anymore (she/her) 29

[Machine Gun Kelsey @Machinegun_kels]

Why am I suddenly getting a lot of edtwt in my for you feed ??? I’m v confused, I usually just lurk and read people’s headcannons and au’s I’m not trying to be skinny, I like to eat too much

[katie @troianns]

yes my bisexuality does in fact range from a 5ft blonde singer to a pushing 50 year old actor

[Machine Gun Kelsey @Machinegun_kels]

@peachprc “There’s a fight in the courtyard” 😂 the fields were usually behind the school but not directly attached so it wasn’t easy to get to that area between classes

[Machine Gun Kelsey @Machinegun_kels]

@MC___MC___ So I don’t really follow Foodie, I mostly know of her bc of reaction channels. So I don’t know what’s going on here but just looking, that looks like an eye condition I have called strabismus, and it requires surgery to correct

[🦕 Isaiah Cole Torre 🦖 @IsaiahCTorre]

Always and forever.

[Machine Gun Kelsey @Machinegun_kels]

@freak_iero_ I don’t know that he’s the most heinous but Brucey 🥺

[Machine Gun Kelsey @Machinegun_kels]

@skinnyprinsess Probably like 3+ hours is what I would consider far away. I have to drive 30 minutes just to get into town from where I live lol

[Machine Gun Kelsey @Machinegun_kels]

My dad died today…… I don’t know what to do.. I keep swinging between total numbness and overwhelming sadness and I’m not even crying as much as the tears just keep falling out of my face and I just want to wake up and find out this isn’t real

[Machine Gun Kelsey @Machinegun_kels]

@5aluteMeImPaige Paige 😭😭😭 I was thinking she looked like when I tried to make my Barbie’s dance and you changed the whole vision

[Machine Gun Kelsey @Machinegun_kels]

((I don’t actually know how long bears hibernate or if they do it alone))

[Machine Gun Kelsey @Machinegun_kels]

Much like a bear, I would like to get fat and then sleep alone for three months

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Wildlife just wants to be left alone. Don’t we all?

[Machine Gun Kelsey @Machinegun_kels]

Same but I still can’t stop eating caesar salads

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

i cant untaste the anchovy in caeser dressing everytime i eat a caesar salad now that i know thats the ingredient

[Machine Gun Kelsey @Machinegun_kels]

I love my dad so much, he’s the best

[Machine Gun Kelsey @Machinegun_kels]

And my dad got me a breakfast taco after I showed up unannounced! This is a good day

[Machine Gun Kelsey @Machinegun_kels]

I love seeing love like this 🥺

[Machine Gun Kelsey @Machinegun_kels]

My titties don’t sit this pretty

[Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove]

Women, what is stopping you from dressing like this?

[𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖎 @Dannidzxo]

I really wish every women who goes thru pregnancy to be babied,loved & protected X10 and I pray the man they choose to do it with appreciates her endlessly! 🙏🏼 pregnancy is so hard & the most vulnerable time in a women’s a life & it really changes her .. FOREVER.

[Machine Gun Kelsey @Machinegun_kels]

Today has gone significantly better than yesterday already, thank sweet baby Jesus and his dad

[Machine Gun Kelsey @Machinegun_kels]

Well at the end of the day, maybe it wasn’t so bad but it started rough and I hope tomorrow is better