Joshua "The Machinist" Simons

Christian that plays poker. Most of what I do here will be about one or the other.

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@MikeWingerii Blue is not even a color. Stop spreading hateful lies. (I'm sure Mike got it, but for those who didn't, I'll clarify. It's a joke.)

[Joshua "The Machinist" Simons @MachinistPoker]

@JonathanLittle Doing what's right, not caring about results.

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[Jonathan Little @JonathanLittle]

GIVEAWAY ALERT! 🚨🚨🚨

I’m playing in the CoinPoker streamer VIP game on Sunday at 5 PM BST and will be streaming live! 🔥

I will give 5% of my winnings to one lucky person to celebrate the Proof of Reserves announcement. 💰

To stand a chance of winning: 👇

1. Like and RT this post
2. Follow @CoinPoker_OFF
3. Sign up to Coin Poker and drop your username in this thread!

I will announce the winner on Monday and make a p2p transfer to the account.

[Jonathan Little @JonathanLittle]

I am giving away 5 $50 tournament tickets on CoinPoker today during the PokerCoaching Freeroll!🔥🔥🔥

Step 1: Sign up for the PokerCoaching $2,000 Freeroll: https://t.co/4JCKa2xOIW

Step 2: RT this post!❤️

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[Joshua "The Machinist" Simons @MachinistPoker]

@_mikeasaurus_ @official_glp I'm still waiting for my last summer series stuff, so at least it's shipped.

[Joshua "The Machinist" Simons @MachinistPoker]

Tell me you're the youngest old person of your group without telling me you're the youngest old person of your group.
Saw this University today.
1. I was the only one that thought this was hilarious.
2. Wondered why they waited until he disappeared to make the statues.

[Joshua "The Machinist" Simons @MachinistPoker]

@pokerheadrush No longer will I put my pants on the same way every day. Game over, Assassinato. Game over. Also, had a home game for 7 years with pretty much the same players. So true. So true. And once they get "revenge," they typically go back to the same old tendencies.

[Joshua "The Machinist" Simons @MachinistPoker]

@official_glp @nognogtwit I got soooo lucky when it got down to 3 players. Had Ace rag out flop and hold against pocket Jacks vs Djneff, and then flopped top pair (queens) and shoved against TheArtist2 holding pocket Aces, hit 2 pair on the turn. I'll take it but can't say I deserved the win.

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@official_glp The Machinist

[Global Poker @official_glp]

ONE lucky follower will PLAY FOR FREE in tomorrow's GC20M & SC75K Scrimmages! Just LIKE, RETWEET, and COMMENT your #GLOBALPOKER username.

We'll draw another winner if this gets 6️⃣ 6️⃣ RETWEETS by 12:01 AM ET tomorrow, 9/17. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.

https://t.co/JG8UsBLeVK

[Joshua "The Machinist" Simons @MachinistPoker]

@JonathanLittle Medium to small pocket pairs. Except I studied some poker coaching teaching on it, so maybe not anymore if I can adjust my game accordingly.

[Joshua "The Machinist" Simons @MachinistPoker]

@Legend_ofLegacy First, yes it might have been me, because I do that crap sometimes. (sorry/not sorry) I don't remember. Interesting thing to me is that 25 is almost even with KK preflop (less than 1% difference). And, if you turn that to AQ and AK, 25 has 36%, statistically a break-even call.

[Joshua "The Machinist" Simons @MachinistPoker]

@official_glp Maybe? But I do plan on having fun playing the USPO.
The Machinist

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@official_glp 115?

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[Global Poker @official_glp]

3⃣ followers will PLAY FOR FREE in tomorrow's GC40M & SC80K GTD #USPO events! Just ❤️ & RT, then comment the correct answer with your #GLOBALPOKER username. 👑🏆

3⃣ more winners will be drawn if this gets 3️⃣ 3️⃣ RTs by 12:01 AM ET tomorrow, 8/27. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.

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@official_glp The Machinist

[Global Poker @official_glp]

ONE lucky follower will PLAY FOR FREE in tomorrow's GC20M & SC75K Scrimmages! Just LIKE, RT, & COMMENT your #GlobalPoker username.

We'll draw another winner if this gets 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ RTs by 12:01 AM ET tomorrow, 8/20. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.

https://t.co/0UmPhCEkpY

[Joshua "The Machinist" Simons @MachinistPoker]

How do you adjust your brake light switch when you're by yourself? Live feed to your phone from your @insta360 camera! #singlelife

[Joshua "The Machinist" Simons @MachinistPoker]

@official_glp 4
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