MAX MACHISMO

I’m sorry… I wasn’t paying attention to what I was thinking. Oh yeah, pudding tastes better with a plastic spoon and leprechauns freak me out.

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@FoxSportsRadio @TheNoeShow Brian I loved the analogy of the Hoe Girlfriend being like Jamis Winstons turnovers. I’m sure it’s funny to the guys that don’t have a girlfriend that’s a hoe and crappy buddy’s that would sleep with her. #jamistheturnoverhoe

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@benmaller Ben, this Brantley finook is horrible at synonyms on his sports reporting. Please let him sit in with Eddie more so he can learn how to do a better job. To emphasize or accentuate his scores with highlight words takes skill. Bad job by him. Bring in GAGONE

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@benmaller Hey Ben if Jared Goff is like Heroin, somebody call weed man hippie so he can go smoke that fool and the RAMS can move forward with a real quarterback. Stop the bleeding now and go find another grocery store bag boy and hope it turns out like the Kurt Warner experience.

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@benmaller Ben your tuffer than this so just do Radio injured reserve and see the @FoxSportsRadio team doctor. I’m sure after some tongue exercises, some ice therapy in Cabo and a lot of trash talkin. Don’t let the militia down. #2019NBACHAMPIONCLIPPERS

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@TheJonasKnox @FoxSportsRadio @iHeartRadio @SIRIUSXM Come on bro it’s fake news from the Washington Post! Reporter wrote that in hopes of planting a seed because the reporter and his circle of friends wants Gruden fired

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@TheJonasKnox @FoxSportsRadio @iHeartRadio @SIRIUSXM Jonas, looks like I’m gonna have to like you now because I’ve never heard someone use an Analogy on a marketing tactic of lying to consumers to make them think it’s a great deal and tie it too an NFL ISSUE. That pricing crap pisses me off tho! Im glad im not alone on price scam.

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@benmaller @Eddieonfox @raider_rob24 @uhbroncofan Ben, You gotta love Doc Mike!! I’m glad dude changed his training to Trimming Women! I hope you let him explain how he Trims A woman

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@benmaller Hey been let that last called ranting about AB that he’s not worst than sliced. Bread because sliced bread is pretty dam good so maybe he should get his analogies in order before going off on the radio. Collin K. Is trash and AB IS TRASH!!! #mallermilitia

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@benmaller #WhoAmI The answer is Bob Uecker

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@benmaller Ben, tonight I feel as if I went to a Maller math class. The overwhelming feeling of my IQ getting larger by 1/2 a point is amazing. Best radio show host, the best Maller math teacher and weight loss show all in one package.your like the Master of the Mic, Rambo of Radio.

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@benmaller BEN, the warmth AB/child will feel after burning down the village is the warmth of bills belt when he spanks AB’s butt for getting out of line.

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@TheJonasKnox @Brady_Quinn @FoxSportsRadio if you think AB is crazy your crazy. Seen a post with AB TOLD friend that told friend that told sister that told a friend that posted it on social media. AB wanted out of Pittsburg but not into Oakland. He had to do what he did to get out of LA to go where he really wanted to go

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@benmaller Well Ben looks like Houstons better off without that clown and the Seahawks got clowned on. They should hand out peanuts and cotton candy to celebrate the clown show that’s coming to town #clowneystrash

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@Outkick II thought that’s what these preseason games were always designed for. I’m 47 and watched football for a lot of years and never questioned why or got mad when the stars wasn’t playing in preseason because I thought they were evaluation games. Why were these games created by NFL?

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@Outkick Clay,I thought the preseason was to give rookies and and others fighting for a spot a chance to show their skills and coaches see actual game speed and evaluate to make decisions on who gets released and kept. Hard Knocks Cincinnati and other NFL shows had them doing this.

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#WhoAmI @benmaller has to be URBAN SHOCKER

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@benmaller #WhoAmI moon Zappa

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@benmaller Ecstasy is the drug and it’s called rollin and your body warms up and has your touch, smell and taste senses at its peak so it makes you wanna take your cloths off so you can have full touch/feel sensation.

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@benmaller Ben, skip was mad and acted like a baby with that Dak Smack. He broke down stats in random quarters in 10 games last season and told Shannon Dak’s top 5 in the top 100 list. Skip done smoked some Dak Crack. He should make a dance video called WHACK ON THAT DAK! #HESTRASH #GTFOH

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@benmaller Ben, everybody needs to recognize just how great he was because when Jim Harbaugh comes out and says he’s one of the greatest players he ever cached you know you made it to the top. Freakin Harbaugh said that man so it’s gotta be true. #AlabamaChapterMallermalitia