Machobeard

horror, wrestling, comedy and an inability to take most anything seriously

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@JDecker11 @BDisgusting Tell me you’ve never seen the original without telling me you’ve never seen the original.

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@ogafroman LET’S FUCKING GO! A BS lawsuit in every sense.

One for the good guys!

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@MarshaBlackburn You pieces of shit just outright lie to our faces. Go fuck yourself

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@gamestop is useless. No copies of a new game unless you preorder. Cannot wait to never step foot in this place again once I use this gift card.

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@DHSgov A government agency is tweeting like a petulant child. Grow up, be better, fuck off.

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@StephenM Eat a dick

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@Mappy6984 Quit being a fucking creep

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@TurningPointOU @SenadorJett @DustyDeevers @SenStandridge @TPUSA “I’m a shitty student who can’t follow a grading rubric. The only chance I have at relevance is being a brain dead culture warrior who parrots stupid fucking talking points.”

There summed it up for you.

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@DerrickEvans4WV Fuck how stupid are you?

That’s rhetorical btw…I know you’re an idiot

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@SStricklandMMA What happened to right wingers idea that “celebrities’/athletes’ stance on politics don’t matter?”wish we’d go back to that…

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@EQE42 @SenatorTimScott Do you understand how grading rubrics work? If you type a bunch of words that don’t touch the rubrics you get no points.

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@SenatorTimScott So now right wingers are in support of colleges/universities giving passing grades for poor work? Right wingers used to shit on participation trophies and accolades with accomplishments but now they’re okay with it because a student submitted a shit paper. GFY Tim

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@DeptofWar Bullshit investigations into anyone who doesn’t tow the party line.

Fuck off fascists

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@ValentinaForUSA Apparently you missed the story about the proud Pharisee practicing their religion out loud for all to see.

Unless this is just bullshit political theatre and not religious-based, in which case you are now using the lord’s name in vain.

Guess you gotta burn in hell too 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@GuntherEagleman You use socialism and communism interchangeably so I’m assuming you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

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@metalFABtokens Is there a time frame for when Lifepucks will be back in stock?

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@metalFABtokens any word on when the life pucks will be back in stock? Been checking almost every day for a few weeks now lol

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Someone should tell @Arbys that if they’re going to sell product that is almost 12 hours old, maybe don’t put that sticker on the packaging.

🤮

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@Mark_Finder_ @SeanRossSapp There’s very little posted in the way of results

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@wake_up_girl_3 Classic right winger tactic - just say shit with no support to back it up.

Get fucked Kitty