"Macho Man" Randy Saturn

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["Macho Man" Randy Saturn @MachoManSaturn]

The GOP talking point is to rant about communism. This is despite the fact that none of them can actually define communism in any meaningful way. This is despite the fact that they've broken every promise to you.

The GOP thinks you're stupid. Vote and prove them wrong.

["Macho Man" Randy Saturn @MachoManSaturn]

@scabrangoon @TheRealGalpin @KillaKreww With very small letters. Duh.

["Macho Man" Randy Saturn @MachoManSaturn]

@OOOreily @Acyn Watters has only ever worked for Fox News. He started out as an intern then became O'Reilly's "Man on the Street" where he regularly got schooled by teenagers.

["Macho Man" Randy Saturn @MachoManSaturn]

@0ivankaTrump1 Correct.

["Macho Man" Randy Saturn @MachoManSaturn]

@Jons4301 @actingliketommy @LangmanVince Who'd have thought somebody who can't even spell "PATRIOT" would have such a shit take?

Besides everybody?

["Macho Man" Randy Saturn @MachoManSaturn]

@ChgoFan23 @Acyn

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

Yep

["Macho Man" Randy Saturn @MachoManSaturn]

@atrupar But what does Ron Varo think about Canada?

["Macho Man" Randy Saturn @MachoManSaturn]

@Colonel_Myway There's only one answer for the Macho Man!

["Macho Man" Randy Saturn @MachoManSaturn]

@Acyn John Fetterman doesn't understand the difference between legislative and executive power. Which is weird, because he was a mayor.

["Macho Man" Randy Saturn @MachoManSaturn]

@dbunk55 Jimothy 2026

["Macho Man" Randy Saturn @MachoManSaturn]

@devan287marvel @StephenSeanFord Sometimes we have to send an entire crew to get Damon to go home.

[Trust In Trump @Trustintrump47]

🚨 JD Vance is now claiming that when settlers arrived in the New World, they “found widespread child sacrifice” and that “Christian civilization ended the practice.”

Archaeologists and historians, including experts in North American Indigenous history, say this is a complete fabrication. There is zero evidence of widespread child sacrifice among First Nations.

This isn’t a slip.

It’s racist revisionism dressed up as patriotism.
And it tells you exactly how far they’ll go to rewrite history to justify oppression.
FOLLOW: @Trustintrump47

["Macho Man" Randy Saturn @MachoManSaturn]

@bluebirdpoopies The smoke monster is all the friends we made along the way.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

["Macho Man" Randy Saturn @MachoManSaturn]

@tushartweets38 Dunkirk
Batman Begins
Inception
The Dark Knight

["Macho Man" Randy Saturn @MachoManSaturn]

@elonmusk Just like trips to Mars and your high-speed tunnel. Sure, Lonnie.

["Macho Man" Randy Saturn @MachoManSaturn]

@HarriedFord8647 @Riley_Gaines_ Did you know the real reason she was bent out of shape? The fact that there was only one trophy for 5th place, and she didn't get to hold it.

["Macho Man" Randy Saturn @MachoManSaturn]

@smolbrian @yyznaho You betcha.

["Macho Man" Randy Saturn @MachoManSaturn]

@smolbrian @yyznaho Sure.