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pitched 2 2/3 innings in two appearances for the Beloit Snappers in 2014

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being an Orlando Magic fan is psychological torture. and I pay money to be able to watch it happen from a thousand miles away

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this obviously should’ve been “One Batter After Another” but in my defense it was 2 AM. I regret the error

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One Inning After Another

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Heung-Min Son has announced his intention to leave the Club at a press conference alongside Thomas Frank in Seoul.

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@tschu_22 in the mix

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alright, here’s a first draft

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@tschu_22 still working, will check back later

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@TomCruise 🫡

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seems to be some fascism going around, not feeling great about it

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watching Nebraska football

[Mike Finger @mikefinger]

Kevin Durant, on patriotism, and playing for Team USA:

“A lot of bullshit happens in our country. But a lot of great things happen, too.”

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@OrlandoMagic not me

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@zei_squirrel @robdelaney Mr. Affleck,

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@OrlandoMagic not me