CALORIES KILL

~dark and twisty~ i don’t speak spanish

[CALORIES KILL @Macho_Mr_PiBB]

every saturday morning i wear a shiesty mask to cringe out my son. #shiestysaturdays

[CALORIES KILL @Macho_Mr_PiBB]

@elonmusk you got 700b can i get 20k to get out of debt

[CALORIES KILL @Macho_Mr_PiBB]

i live in the ghetto @Arbys steak nugget are coming out more burnt out then the workers there. 🫠

[CALORIES KILL @Macho_Mr_PiBB]

it’s where you wanna be.

[CALORIES KILL @Macho_Mr_PiBB]

all the dumb stuff people are saying about charlie kirk dying is the same stuff that foos would say about me if i died when i got shot.

[CALORIES KILL @Macho_Mr_PiBB]

matching peoples energy.

[CALORIES KILL @Macho_Mr_PiBB]

my boss asked me to talk to some truck driver that only speaks spanish. i told my boss i can’t do that unless your paying me a premium to use a different language. my boss asked someone else to translate. 💪🏽

[CALORIES KILL @Macho_Mr_PiBB]

can’t wait to harass my first robot #wireback

[CALORIES KILL @Macho_Mr_PiBB]

hate when coworkers wear sun glasses while driving a company van. elbow out the window cool guy.

[CALORIES KILL @Macho_Mr_PiBB]

Hate when coworkers are leaving early but stop to have a conversation before heading out. Like, GTFOH already no one’s trying to see you in your regular shoes

[CALORIES KILL @Macho_Mr_PiBB]

pit im in, ain’t nobody have a name. anybody gets smashed.

[CALORIES KILL @Macho_Mr_PiBB]

love thy neighbor is a hard one.

[CALORIES KILL @Macho_Mr_PiBB]

saying someone is “clip farming” is now used to get out a fight because you are scared.

[CALORIES KILL @Macho_Mr_PiBB]

ending of 28 years later was wild.

[CALORIES KILL @Macho_Mr_PiBB]

i be inside my house thinking about the scratches on my car… #e210

[CALORIES KILL @Macho_Mr_PiBB]

don’t worry babygirl the cat hair is part of the fit

[CALORIES KILL @Macho_Mr_PiBB]

working here 3 years i accidentally laughed out loud today. somone said they never heard my voice befor

[CALORIES KILL @Macho_Mr_PiBB]

all i know is pain surviving on my own

[CALORIES KILL @Macho_Mr_PiBB]

new trend for hot girls to use down syndrome filter on face but still have a fire body. crazy.