Moll Doll

Finding my way. Registered Nurse. IL➡️MN.

[Moll Doll @MachometaMolly]

"Hey dad, nice job on mom's flowers! Where are mine????"
Dad: "Where's your boyfriend?" 😂😂😂😂😂 #savage

[Moll Doll @MachometaMolly]

@em_vann I relate to this on a whole other level 😅😅😅

[keaton bell @keatonkildebell]

We don't talk enough about that time the 2011 Emmy nominees for Best Actress In A Comedy Series (Amy Poehler, Melissa McCarthy, Martha Plimpton, Edie Falco, Tina Fey, & Laura Linney) all pretended that they were in a pageant & ran onstage when their names were announced.

[Moll Doll @MachometaMolly]

@em_vann For $200 set 😅

[Moll Doll @MachometaMolly]

@kool108radio @fleetwoodmac WE WOULD LOVE UPGRADED SEATS

[Moll Doll @MachometaMolly]

It’s ‘Over my Head’ to think I’m going to a @fleetwoodmac concert tonight!!!!! ‘Rumours’ has it that the concert is going to be off ‘The Chain.’ @kool108radio Happy (way late) anniversary 💓 #KOOLFLEETWOODMAC
#sec204row2seat1819

[Moll Doll @MachometaMolly]

@t_kruegs13 @Kmurphh6 It’s so good!!!!!

[Kami @lekurokami]

Me: Hello 911, I’d like to report a potential future serial killer

[Moll Doll @MachometaMolly]

@AJohnsonn101 I wish I had that kind of motivation

[Moll Doll @MachometaMolly]

I still cant believe Mac Miller is gone. So sad 😩

[quack (ydorap) @MilkGulps]

Honestly Mac Miller is the first “celebrity” that I’ve felt the death of. It’s quite fucking tragic

[Moll Doll @MachometaMolly]

@robneem31 @McHenrySS Hope you’re still killin’ it 🤛✏️📚😊

[Moll Doll @MachometaMolly]

@robneem31 you made the wall 👏

[Moll Doll @MachometaMolly]

@robneem31 @lauren_reif CONGRATULATIONS!!

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

boomers paying their bill: you only had bud on tap not but light so you get 9% and I am going to spit in your face as I leave. good day

millennials paying their bill: this beer? incredible. you? incredible. I'm tipping you 30%. this is my last $20 but I want you to have it

[Moll Doll @MachometaMolly]

@taysak23 So do you bb 😇

[Moll Doll @MachometaMolly]

@taysak23 I appreciate you tho 😘

[Ryan Hartley @RyannHartley]

Congratulations to every one graduating. It’s only downhill from here. You start to get old & boring. Going out becomes a chore. Hangovers turn into two-day affairs. Everyone starts getting married & having children. Morning coffee is the only bright spot in a dim world. Enjoy!

[Kylie Moy @kyliemoy]

I followed my dad around with a confetti cannon for a couple weeks... 😂😂😂