Machoni Is Me.

Education is not the learning of facts, but the training of the mind to think - Albert Einstein. An Economist by training.A car dealer.

[Machoni Is Me. @MachonisMe]

LIFE. A reaction to the void.

https://t.co/4Rdu2sDXd1

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Man turns acid on himself, spouse and son in triple death tragedy at Kiganjo village, Thika

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I can’t afford to fail, I don’t even know how to ask people for money.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Cristiano Ronaldo could still be playing when North America hosts the 2026 World Cup.

[Machoni Is Me. @MachonisMe]

"Lastly before you throw a stone at Hanifa post a screenshot of how much you’ve contributed for the injured and dead "

FUCK HANIFA. FUCK YOU TOO SHENZI. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ? YOU THINK THOSE WHO DIED FIGHTING FOR THIS COUNTRY WANTED YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS? NKT

[Machoni Is Me. @MachonisMe]

@respectfullyfye Akina Hanifa na Gaitho haha

[Machoni Is Me. @MachonisMe]

Was Hanifa among the compromised fellas? The answer is a Big yes.

[Machoni Is Me. @MachonisMe]

I have been vindicated.

[Machoni Is Me. @MachonisMe]

Hanifa is a fraud. She has always been. I like Omtatah though. He can have my vote.

[Machoni Is Me. @MachonisMe]

Mans used 100 large just to cross the road. My boy had the game in him.

[Machoni Is Me. @MachonisMe]

Prezzo flying from Wilson to carnivore to attend chaguo la teeniez top 1 showbiz we've witnessed in this country.

[Machoni Is Me. @MachonisMe]

I also loved my high school experience.
If you went to Rapogi High School in the 2010s you definitely feel me.

If I hadn't made it to Rapogi I'd have been a day scholar at Brookhouse School, that was the plan.
I wasn't gonna go outside of Migori for high school 💀

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

I loved my high school experience.
If you went to Starehe Boys Centre in the 2000s or early to mid 2010s you definitely feel me

If I hadn't made it to Starehe I'd have been a day scholar at Strathmore School, that was the plan
I wasn't gonna go outside of Nairobi for high school

[Big Daddy L💿 @Colonel_edu]

Jamaa zinapenda kushinda zikizurura huko na can za balozi... Talking about "Kamaa gukú kwina mori thaka má" 😂

[motion. @hashtagtw0]

Faking your music taste due to social validation is self-slavery btw.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

"You're f****** crazy. You'd be in prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving your a***. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this."

That's what a U.S. official tells Axios President Trump unloaded on Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu during a heated phone call over Israel's military actions in Lebanon.

Trump was reportedly furious that Israel's moves risked blowing up U.S. diplomatic efforts in the region, at one point also asking Netanyahu: "What the f*** are you doing?"

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Two people shot dead amid Kenya protests against US Ebola quarantine centre plan https://t.co/1H9z9HJCF9

[Jungle @jwaweruh]

Mtoi ana go straight to the points na nyinyi hapa .....nvm

[Machoni Is Me. @MachonisMe]

I used to wonder mbona gari huwa inavibrate hivo kwa hii barabara. Now makes alot of sense. A durable road though.

[Routers @ Ksh. 1500 @josephkamau_]

Mbagathi way was built by bamburi cement as a test project to assess the viability of using concrete to construct roads in 2006. 18 years later bado haina potholes. The government declined implementation of the concept on other roads

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

If I cut you off, your success later would not make me regret it. Good for you, but you’re still a terrible person in my book.

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

the gap between you and a professional football is wider than you think

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Nabii. Nitapata dame lini?