John D. Cort III

Alter ego of someone that doesn't want their job put in jeopardy by what they post online. RIP 🐈‍⬛ 12/23/2021

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

Corporate Bricks and Minifigs can eat a bag of dicks!

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

Still can’t believe a Tweet like “I’m getting on a plane to Africa, hope I don’t get AIDS” made national news back in the day.

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

Wish I had ambition. I would try and find some of @ThatKevinSmith ‘s stoner Twitter rants from 2009-2010. Those were great when I was drunk, bored, and lonely.

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

Remember when @ochocinco gave his phone number out on Twitter? Those were the days. What ever happened to his Bugatti?

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

I wonder what @JessicaRoscoe is up to these days 🤔

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

I miss the good days of Twitter. Like the 2010s. Early 2010s.

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

I tooted 💨

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That was short lived 😢 back to no contact (from her. I still spam her TikTok)

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

We’ve been texting each other today! 😊

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

I went full simp again. You’d think I learned my lesson from the first time.

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

No God.
Guns kill people.
Pro choice cuz you don’t get to play God.

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

We’ve been texting each other today! 😊

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

Wish I had brought a Lego set to work today. I sofa king bored. I some sets come this week and I can’t wait

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

Guess I pushed my luck

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

Guys do you wash your hands after you pee? Why?

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

Anyone interested in buying a Lego collection? City, Modular, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Technic, Ideas, GWPs? 300+ sets. Would like a single transaction. #lego

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

I thought the whole calling someone by your exes name only happened in TV and movies. Nope, it happened to me in a very stressful post breakup conversation. Fuck my life.

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

Wtf is she protecting me from

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

It was all good a week ago

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

I will lose my shit if she paints her nails black and finds a way to rub it in my face

[John D. Cort III @Machumbwah]

One of the hardest things I’ll do. It’s so hard to let go.