Macie Lowe

if it’s reality tv… I’m either watching it or it’s being recorded as we speak.

[Jarth Maul @arg_imma_pirate]

Seth Rogan saying he doesn’t want kids because he’d rather sit around smoking weed all day and not tend to the needs of a child is EXACTLY the kind of self awareness people need.

He shouldn’t be a parent, so he’s making sure he doesn’t become a parent.

[Macie Lowe @MacieMoss]

How do y’all be walking around without bruises on your legs?! I look like a week old banana at ALL TIMES! And y’all be out here looking like a newborn baby! I need to speak to the manager!!

[Macie Lowe @MacieMoss]

I have a sickness that makes me want to throw the best wedding shower in the history of forever for my sister but I am also broke 😂

[Macie Lowe @MacieMoss]

As someone who has recently learned more and more about nutrition and wellness I am really concerned that #girldinner is trending! DP and pop-tart will never be enough to sustain your body.. nor does it have the nutrients you need.

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

for all the medicated barbies out there

[Andrés Aguilera ♒ @aguilerandres_]

Exactly, @ivehaditpodcast!

[Bobby Belt @BobbyBeltTX]

"Everyone in McKinney is dead" lol

[Madi Kroll @MadiKroll]

Overpacking is my fav bad habit

[Macie Lowe @MacieMoss]

Anyone else concerned that Pumps’ personality is going to change after taking @JustThriveHlth? @ivehaditpodcast

[Macie Lowe @MacieMoss]

All these Barbie Collabs have Mattel thinking that all their toys can have profitable movies… I’m sorry YOU’RE WRONG! No other toy movies will even come close to the revenue that this Barbie Movie has generated!

[Macie Lowe @MacieMoss]

Listen up hoes… I made a YouTube channel a long time ago and just now got the balls to post something on it. Go subscribe and watch my GYMSHARK sale haul if you wanna see it!
#youtuber

[Macie Lowe @MacieMoss]

Now I need to know about Aritzia dupes because I got their butter sports bras and I’m hooked but I’m also poor…

[Macie Lowe @MacieMoss]

…post his mugshot when it all goes down?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Why do these guys keep telling on themselves @BarstoolFinance

[Macie Lowe @MacieMoss]

ADHD is REAL! I can’t sleep because I woke up at 3:00ak thinking about Barbenhiemer shirts…

[Kevin Lowe @KLowe_61]

Black mirror episode 3

[Macie Lowe @MacieMoss]

Especially GOLF!

[Macie Lowe @MacieMoss]

Is it possible that I just don’t have the correct brain chemistry for sports??

[Madi Kroll @MadiKroll]

Shaving with women’s razors is about as effective as a lateral on 4th & 20 🫠

[Macie Lowe @MacieMoss]

Why is it so relaxing to pull all the weeds on a random island in Animal Crossing???

[Macie Lowe @MacieMoss]

Guys I love Danielle.. but I recently stumbled upon her episode on MTV’s Truelife and I cannot unsee it! lol looks like she ended up famous after all.. just like 15-20 years after the fact! I wonder if Bo Dietle knew about this? 👀
#RHONJ #RHONJreunion #MTV #ParamountPlus