MackenzieChrun

always hungry and sassy

[Liz @esaxo__]

Don’t invite me to the beach if we not staying for 6+ hours.

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

does anyone else carefully choose the last bite of food you eat at the end of a meal so that ur mouth can “remember” it

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Carrie Underwood: “he’s probably buying her fruity little drink ‘cause she can’t shoot whiskey

9 year old me: wow how embarrassing

[James @CaucasianJames]

how do i become one of those people that go to bed at 10 and wake up at 6? does it require some sort of surgery

[malek @offlinemalek]

when you lose a makeup brush that you were just using a couple seconds ago

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

11 years ago, I was texting a dude I'd hooked up with a few times as I got ready for thanksgiving back in my hometown. "I forget, what's your town called again?" He asked. I told him. One EIGHT HOUR DRIVE later he appeared at my doorstep.
WHAT A DUMBASS.
Anyway we're married.

[ciao @notciaobella]

your childhood wasn’t complete if you didn’t almost drown

[NHL @NHL]

Marc-Andre Fleury... THAT IS BEYOND MEAN! 😱😱

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Don’t know what else to do

[leo @leonardcowalski]

Being 23 is a cool age. It feels a lot like 21 but with 2 additional years of failure stapled to your forehead

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Elle Woods Harvard Video Essay

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

“did u sleep well last night?”

Me:

[Kedzie Teller @Kedz]

Me buying another iced coffee when I’m already shaking and light headed.

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

me giving myself a break after writing my name and the date at the top of my essay