McCaul Prince

[McCaul Prince @MackDadddyy]

Looking to hire someone to follow me around for the rest of my life and serve me mojitos hmu with connections

[McCaul Prince @MackDadddyy]

I have this one acquaintance in my class who I just text pictures of words from the assigned papers that I’ve never heard of before. Honestly one of my best relationships thus far

[McCaul Prince @MackDadddyy]

@JArsht You get it

[haylee @lildarbik]

my mom found a magazine i made in elementary school and i did a hot or not section...OKAY BUT WAS I WRONG?

[McCaul Prince @MackDadddyy]

@shelberzzzzzz Why does my choice of music platform bother you so much?

[McCaul Prince @MackDadddyy]

@shelberzzzzzz Lol brussel spots

[McCaul Prince @MackDadddyy]

@shelberzzzzzz Oh on Easter Sunday I had a veggie burger and brussel spots and Oreos!

[McCaul Prince @MackDadddyy]

Paid my mom’s parking ticket today and told her she is going to give me grey hairs

[McCaul Prince @MackDadddyy]

So I have discussed this at length with my sister. I think it is okay for me to color Easter eggs if a non-vegan person eats them so they don’t go to waste in my vegan house. Contact me if you want some mediocre but potentially beautiful hard boiled eggs

[McCaul Prince @MackDadddyy]

Does it make me a bad vegan if I still want to color Easter eggs

[McCaul Prince @MackDadddyy]

Does it make me a bad vegan if I still want to color Easter eggs

[🐚🐝 @shelberzzzzzz]

It’s Friday

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

0 days since last accident

[McCaul Prince @MackDadddyy]

A nice man at Whole Foods climbed the shelves to get me the last box of couscous today, and I was like:
...ruined the whole moment

[julia @lansheee]

so, my own generation is going to have me killed. stop making jokes and posting about your outings it’s embarrassing for you and think about what you’re doing to someone’s only life. that’s it thanks tho

[Marty O @martoo14]

Update: Not all sports are cancelled

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

everyone’s dated a guy who kinda looks like sid from ice age and it is what it is

[McCaul Prince @MackDadddyy]

Me enrolling for my second masters degree and medical school at Touro:
“Is there like a 2 for 3 deal that I should be made aware of, or am I just going to die with student debt?”

[McCaul Prince @MackDadddyy]

I somehow bought three bottles of shampoo yesterday, but no conditioner. So if I smell a little like a man today it’s bc I had to use Matt’s 2in1 Old Spice. Just go with it.

[McCaul Prince @MackDadddyy]

An man pointed and hissed at my ugg slippers in Sprouts today. I’ve never been so self conscious while buying vegan Cheetos in my life

[McCaul Prince @MackDadddyy]

As a child I wanted to either be a doctor or the first woman NFL coach. Getting my masters and starting to study for the MCAT and realizing I choose wrong. So so wrong.