Mrs. Hamburglar

I may not be a good girl but I'm a damn good woman

[Mrs. Hamburglar @MackEsteezzz]

@not__tricia I’ve never related to something to heavily in my life…

[Mrs. Hamburglar @MackEsteezzz]

Just showed amelia a video of @machinegunkelly and she points at it and goes DADDY 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[Mrs. Hamburglar @MackEsteezzz]

Deadass got broken up with today for working too much. I pay ALL the bills and put food in the house, cook, clean, AND work a full time job with overtime. Bro. 😑

[Mrs. Hamburglar @MackEsteezzz]

@SwoleSam54 Lmao it is for me. Kiddo will be up in a short 6 hours

[Mrs. Hamburglar @MackEsteezzz]

@SwoleSam54 I’m right there with ya...

[Mrs. Hamburglar @MackEsteezzz]

@SwoleSam54 It’s national tequila day so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Mrs. Hamburglar @MackEsteezzz]

@SwoleSam54 I got really good ones actually at Walmart for one of my clients

[Mrs. Hamburglar @MackEsteezzz]

Lets go get some barbecue and get busy

[Mrs. Hamburglar @MackEsteezzz]

Crying in bed until I have to get up for work? Yes please.

[Mrs. Hamburglar @MackEsteezzz]

When your family avoids you in your birthday 🙃

[ivy lee @Olivia_50537]

Tequila be like “I know a spot” then take you to the grave

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

some people can FaceTime me randomly, others cannot. know your role.

[Mrs. Hamburglar @MackEsteezzz]

Love how when I say something about my feelings I’m told I’m wrong and “that’s now how it was” 🙃 I love when others feel for me! 😐

[Mrs. Hamburglar @MackEsteezzz]

@dunkindonuts why the hell did I just suck a piece of a plastic bag through my straw drinking my iced coffee...

[Mrs. Hamburglar @MackEsteezzz]

Why stay getting accused of cheating when I’m not when I can be alone and free af ✌🏼

[Mrs. Hamburglar @MackEsteezzz]

I just got asked why I wouldn’t remove someone’s socks without gloves on and told I don’t need them Bc her foot isn’t covered in pee... 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Mrs. Hamburglar @MackEsteezzz]

I want to spend my life at the beach