dr. otters

[dr. otters @MackOttens]

Causing a scene at home Depot questioning the girl scouts on shrinkflation

[Governor Josh Shapiro @GovernorShapiro]

Come and take it.

[Matthew Bové @Matt_Bove]

never a doubt.

[The Associated Press @AP]

Commanders kicker Zane Gonzalez welcomes his viral moment as a chance to educate about OCD https://t.co/IjlW1A8pHD

[Khoa Vu @KhoaVuUmn]

Researcher: "We let the data speak for itself."

Earlier that day:

[dr. otters @MackOttens]

Should be done w data post 2020/murder of George Floyd. Many CDO positions were created around then and using data from the 20 years beforehand is disingenuous. Lack of statistical significance/small effect ≠ no effect, it’s dangerous to treat it as gospel

[John B. Holbein @JohnHolbein1]

When universities hire chief diversity officers, it has *no effect* on the diversity of faculty or university administrator hires.

[Erik Strobl 🦝 @erikstrobl]

having a girlfriend rules because you can count on there being four half-full cans of grapefruit seltzer somewhere in the house at all times

[dr. otters @MackOttens]

they should invent a bank that answers the phone

[dr. otters @MackOttens]

@WBNG12News Why the pic of Broome county sherif?

[dr. otters @MackOttens]

@WBNG12News Another day, another enticing WBNG headline for a non-local event

[jos @josiahhughes]

way too big

[dr. otters @MackOttens]

@bleachersmusic LITTLE JEANS/TINY HAT/EVAN SMITH/TINY SACK

[dr. otters @MackOttens]

@CevallosLaw Aren’t there more important things to be worried about then what someone who is recovering from a stroke wears to work??? Come on man

[kelsey weekman @kelsaywhat]

below 70 degrees outside

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

same

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

professor: let’s go around the room and everybody share your name, major, and one fun fact about yourself

me:

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

Ah, Woody Guthrie? Bob Dylan? Johnny Cash? Phil Ochs? Jason Isbell? Bruce Springsteen? The Band? A bunch of other musicians who managed to eloquently sing about the plight of the working class without immediately pulling out conspiracy theories and stereotypes about welfare?

[Jenni Tabler, PhD @jenni_tabler]

Qual methods / quant methods

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

Hurry there is actual history on history channel. U.S. colonial history Next is ancient aliens Boo