Haley Mack

so has it been tweeted...so shall it be done.

[Haley Mack @Mack_In_Black]

The most charming people are often...dead.

[Haley Mack @Mack_In_Black]

I have that sinking feeling. The kind of feeling you get when you are stuck in a bathroom stall with no toilet paper.

[Haley Mack @Mack_In_Black]

Sometimes I cant remember what C.I.A stands for, and I spend an unnecessary amount of time trying to remember

[Drunk Girl Problems @toodrunklol]

How dare you call me a racist... Karen Walker is no racist... A homophobe... Maybe... But I am no racist

[Haley Mack @Mack_In_Black]

So... I guess we are just supposed to accept the fact that The Wackness is trending.

[Haley Mack @Mack_In_Black]

Lovers will come and go, but babies....they hang around for awhile. #UseProtection

[Haley Mack @Mack_In_Black]

I put too much faith in people with Mohawks

[Haley Mack @Mack_In_Black]

I feel obligated to eat ALL of the mini cupcakes that are brought into my house. #JudgeMe

[Haley Mack @Mack_In_Black]

Confession #37: I take free samples with no intention of actually buying the product.

[Haley Mack @Mack_In_Black]

I'm a sucker for free information kits #HowIRoll

[Haley Mack @Mack_In_Black]

Hey Old Spice....we get it

[Haley Mack @Mack_In_Black]

You wouldn't know a fantastic mustache if it attached itself to your face. #NotSoGreatInsults

[Haley Mack @Mack_In_Black]

Ugh...I'm so bored... lets go occupy something.

[Haley Mack @Mack_In_Black]

*sigh* ...I wish I could make up words, but I'm just too literate. #CurseProperEducation

[Haley Mack @Mack_In_Black]

Wasn't aware that No Shave November was only for men. #ILearnThingsTheHardWay

[Haley Mack @Mack_In_Black]

I answer my own rhetorical questions. #DontJudgeMe

[Haley Mack @Mack_In_Black]

I dedicate a large portion of my life to insuring that I will always know if I'm pregnant..I don't want to end up on #IDidntKnowIWasPregnant

[Haley Mack @Mack_In_Black]

I feel mildly uncomfortable eating cream filled donuts in front of people... #DontJudgeMe

[Haley Mack @Mack_In_Black]

Its to early for your high amount of energy. ..#DontMakeMeShootYou

[Jeff Parshley @JeffParshley]

Calling all allies! Its time to speak out. If you are a #NOH8 ally RT. #ISupportEquality