Marcus Payne

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Carl Hall @hallyboy03]

Wheatley Hall Road, Wheatley, Doncaster, DN2 https://t.co/7qfL4lFnze

[Matt hampson @mattjh83]

2 mile down road for £38 this is just brilliant

[UK Green Energy @GESUKLtd]

I'm looking to recruit good plumbers for consistent work in and around the Yorkshire region. Must have experience in domestic heating systems and hold G3 unvented cert. Experience in renewables an advantage but not essential. Good salary and all round pac…https://t.co/9b0M78xNbx

[UK Green Energy @GESUKLtd]

Looking for fully qualified time served electricians and domestic heating engineers. We are a renewable energy installation company based in Doncaster. Full time, permanent positions available for the right candidates.
#renewableenergy #engineers #solar #heatpumps #pv #

[Marcus Payne @MackaPayne]

@HXPE1351 Amazing view !

[Department for Business and Trade @biztradegovuk]

UKSOL's solar panels are available worldwide, but what markets would they like to see growth in this year?​

Founder @AndrewUksol shares the company's export resolutions for 2⃣0⃣2⃣0⃣ 👇

[Marcus Payne @MackaPayne]

@vmbusinesshelp We are still having major issues in DN5 could you give me an update ? I’ve just sent 12 staff home for the second day running ..

[Marcus Payne @MackaPayne]

@vmbusinesshelp we have had no connection in DN5 for over 24hrs. I’ve sent 12 staff home for the 2nd day running. What is happing with this?

[Marcus Payne @MackaPayne]

@VirginMediaCorp what is happening with business broadband coverage in DN5 ? We have been without an internet connection for over 24 hours without explanation

[Marcus Payne @MackaPayne]

@Doncaster_RLFC congratulations on your record win yesterday !

[Rugby League World Cup 2026 @rugbyleaguewcup]

Backing the bid for Yorkshire to Host at the @RLWC2021

@GaryVerity has backed the bid for Yorkshire to play its part in the Rugby League World Cup 2021 (RLWC2021) by saying ‘The county has the pride and passion to give the tournament the biggest reception it’s ever had.’

[Eddie Hearn @EddieHearn]

@BrnzBomberNews @WBABoxing @anthonyfjoshua 😂 it was done within the period..now go and eat your corn flakes in your deontay pyjamas 👍🏼

[Marcus Payne @MackaPayne]

@ike_turner10 hi mate, can you give me a call 07930337484. ?

[Marcus Payne @MackaPayne]

@mattcoyney I have no web site but more importantly I have no emails. Business is suffering

[Marcus Payne @MackaPayne]

@mattcoyney Matt, I need you to renew domain name and arrange with 123reg the transfer of the domain name to another fasthosts account.

[Marcus Payne @MackaPayne]

@petewainer @hallyboy03 @daztabor canny wait guys 👊🍺😎🍷

[Marcus Payne @MackaPayne]

@daztabor @hallyboy03 having fun bro

[Marcus Payne @MackaPayne]

Fafatama https://t.co/o6OlOYatOK

[Marcus Payne @MackaPayne]

@daztabor @hallyboy03 ale and laughs 😜