Mack Burton-Williams

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

Whenever I listen to Dragon Roost Island covers from Wind Waker I wish I was ethnic.

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

How do I get the Duolingo Owl to not look like it's about to bust?

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

Imagine co-parenting a muppet.

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

Getting high and really finessing a grilled cheese should be a sport.

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

Getting high and making grilled cheeses with the intensity of Walter White.

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

I haven't smoked pot in awhile but I still think drive thru spaghetti could work.

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

Using a weed wacker to stir a vat of Indian food on the street.

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

Throwing a Poland springs bottle of piss into the mosh pit.

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

I can't stop thinking about ridable luggage.

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

Screaming just a little bit when you yawn is fun.

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

Giving up playing grab ass for Lent. #jk

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

Love a good chest freezer.

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

Love a good long native name on a parks and rec sign.

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

11th layer of hell: Having to take a shit in Boston rush hour traffic.

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

Is Mayonnaise a nootropic?

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

"Bro if I take 200mg send me to the fuckin Vet"

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

Protruding Adam's apple and no chin is just a classic look.

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

Weed and fishing is approaching chocolate and peanut butter status.

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

I just want to power wash a large tortoise.

[Mack Burton-Williams @Mackbwilly]

Love a good meat and potatoes, weekday missionary, limited vibrato national anthem.