Mackel Tisa

Kwani ni kesho?

[Mackel Tisa @MackelTisa]

At least a good thing about masks is you can have conversations with yourself without anyone looking at you funny.

[Y @ymnozt]

20 senede aklımıza nasıl gelmedi

[Holistic Fitness @HolisticFitnes_]

kids are smarter now

[The Driven Man @Thedrivenman]

Advice for Young Men:

[Nyaga_9️⃣ @Nyaga_9]

Alafu wazazi, hizi birthdays huwa mnaleta shule nataka mniskize na mniskize vizuri.

Birthday sio mbaya. Sina shida na cake, balloons ama mtoto kufurahia siku yake. Lakini kabla ugeuze classroom ikae venue ya ruracio, kuna vitu nataka ujue.

Administration hawaezi kataa juu wanataka clients wao wakue happy. Lakini sisi ndio tuko ground. Sisi ndio tunabaki na consequences.

Kwanza, birthday ya mtoto mmoja huleta excitement kwa dakika 20 na drama ya wiki mbili.

Mtoto mmoja akiletewa cake, kesho mwingine anauliza mbona yeye hajawai letewa. Mwingine anarudi home akiwa convinced wazazi wake hawampendi. Sasa mwalimu anajipata akifundisha Mathematics na family therapy wakati mmoja.

Halafu kuna hii tabia ya kuleta cake ya watoto 8 kwa class ya watoto 47.

Unataka tugawanye aje? Hii ni classroom ama miracle crusade?

Na tafadhali msilete balloons 30 kwa class halafu mnataka learning iendelee normally.

Ukiona watoto wakitazama ceiling kama wameona UFO, ujue lesson imeisha rasmi.

Alafu kuna wale wazazi wanafika na photographer, videographer, ring light na confidence ya mtu anazindua bypass.

Brother, ni Grade 2 birthday. Sio uchaguzi mdogo.
Na ukweli wenye hakuna mtu anasema...
Shule si birthday venue.

Shule ilijengwa watoto wajifunze. Birthday ni bonus, sio programme ya siku.

Mkitaka kufanya party kubwa, fanyeni nyumbani, church, hotel ama kwa shamba ya babu.

Juu mwisho wa siku, birthday inaisha saa tano.
Lakini syllabus bado iko hapa ikitusubiri kama deni ya Fuliza.

Sincerely,
Mwalimu ambaye alikuja kufunza fractions lakini akaishia kukata tukwota twingi twa cake sio poa. 📷
Kama ukona maoni tofauti yaletee

Credits: Lyn Maina

[Bulvar Medya @Bulvarpress]

50.000 dolarlık tuvaletli Toyota Hiace tanıtıldı.

[Chemusar🇰🇪🇵🇹 @Chemusar7]

An avocado raised by both parents be like:

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

INSANE: 🇬🇧 A U.K. lawyer who cleaned up 200 bags of waste from a polluted river now faces up to 2 years in prison for doing it without a permit. 🤯

Paul Powlesland says wildlife fish and dragonflies have returned to the river since the clean-up began.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A 1970 Rolex WATCH shaped like a coin.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Savannah Fibre is now offering 100Mbps at just Kshs 2,000 & 1Gbps at only Kshs 10,000.

Safaricom has been ripping us off.

[Shubham Nomad🌲🌏 @ShubhamS_35]

Road side worker---
Your Waist belt Ready in just 3 minutes 👍👍👍

[Gichuki Kahome @kahome_steve]

Be very careful with these "investments"

They are not what they appear to be and are often mis-sold:

1. Mortgages
2. Endowment policies
3. Education policies
4. Fixed deposit accounts
5. Plots of land in the middle of nowhere

[Nico @NicoHQ1]

This clippings from a father.
Even him can't believe this kiddo grown so fast🤣😂

[Africa First @AfricaFirsts]

Julius Malema of South Africa 🇿🇦 calls for a single African presidency, a common currency, and a borderless continent for African citizens at a conference in Nigeria 🇳🇬.

[Gichuki Kahome @kahome_steve]

How to invest KES 1M in Kenya?

1M in an Infrastructure bond yielding 13% will give you 130K per annum.

1M in a dividend king like BAT at the NSE will give you 128K per annum after taxes. (Current div yield of 13.54%)

1M in a MMF with an annual yield of 10% will give you a return of 87K after taxes.

1M in a special fund with a return of 17% will net you a return of 170K after taxes

1M in SACCO savings with a rebate of 10% will give you 95K after taxes.

1M in the average rental property in Kenya (8% return from rental income, with 90% plus occupancy) will give you 75K after taxes.

1M in your bank savings account will earn you a very big ZERO after a whole year

Where are you investing your money?

[Mackel Tisa @MackelTisa]

😁😁😁 lol

[Mras @ChegeVic_254]

@kahome_steve Here. 400k per year will give you 105-250k per month per acre.

[KYK 🇰🇪 @KijanayaKabras]

In 2023, George Limiri and his wife Mekenze left the United States with their three children and settled in Meru, Kenya. They moved to give their kids a different environment and connect them with their African roots and extended family.

Since relocating, the couple built a luxurious bungalow on a two-acre plot in their village where they practice mixed farming. Mekenze said Kenya’s peaceful environment was a big appeal for raising their children.

Since moving, George and Mekenze have built two businesses: Limiri Travels, a tours and travel company, and Limiri Coffee. They recently launched their first batch of Limiri Farms Coffee, which is AA-grade Arabica from their farm in the Mount Kenya region.
The coffee is medium to dark roast and sells for Ksh 1,000 for 250g in Kenya, and Ksh 3,700 + Ksh 700 shipping for 450g in the US.

George and Mekenze met in Las Vegas in 2012 when George, then a record label owner, was looking for a vocalist and a mutual friend introduced them to Mekenze. What started as a work collaboration turned into a relationship as they spent long hours creating music together.