Mackenna Myers

CBUS | Advertising | #LunatheWeenie's mom 🌭🐾

[Kristen Brancaccio @kristensreality]

they're playing in the empty toilet paper aisle i'm scREAMING
credit to @BonnievonDuyke #ShipsGoingDown #RMSToiletPaper #covid19

[Mackenna Myers @MackennaMyers]

@witchernetflix
I'm feeling a season 2 credits roll here. This guy is KILLING it. #totalGeraltmaterial @Dan_Vasc
https://t.co/zx6Bmv36bm

[Mackenna Myers @MackennaMyers]

JJ Abrams RUINED that movie for me. 100% agree and support with this review, that echoes thousands of others. The choppy edits in the end sequences of the film were abismal.

Star Wars is about putting hope in people's hearts. #TROS took that and crushed it. #bringbackbensolo

[Mackenna Myers @MackennaMyers]

Hey @kroger -
How about you have an Ohio agency work on your next ad campaign...cause these creepy little peg dolls are really making me want to go to Meijer, lol
#500DegreesDesignStudio #Checkusout #POPmerchandising #tryingtostayOhioloyal

[Netflix @netflix]

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

[Mackenna Myers @MackennaMyers]

Me and Dad showing up in Indianapolis to beat the shit out of these #B1G announcers. #stfu Can we just watch some football or are you going to kiss Wisconsin's ass all night?

[LIZZO @lizzo]

MOOD

[Mackenna Myers @MackennaMyers]

Coworker responds to my email with: "k"

Me:

[Mackenna Myers @MackennaMyers]

#CHI

[Mackenna Myers @MackennaMyers]

@TheHopelessFan #DaBears

[Mackenna Myers @MackennaMyers]

Meanwhile on a CBUS morning commute...

No one:

Literally not a soul:

Me: [blasting Crüe at 8 am] I'm gonna SLAP that mustache off your face if you don't pedal that POS truck a little faster

#Roadrage

[Mackenna Myers @MackennaMyers]

One checkout line working in the whole store... Workers frantically trying to fix it...

Your Mom: "You really should have more people in the lanes, this is ridiculous."

You:

[Mackenna Myers @MackennaMyers]

@TheHopelessFan 🤣👏