Mackenzie Nicol

Mom, perpetual incomplete list maker, lover of all office supplies and cleaning. Making conversations awkward since 2003.

[Mackenzie Nicol @MackenzieBerg]

@netflix please pay any of the following to narrate one of your next nature docs WHATEVER they want: @DavidALifeFilm @morgan_freeman or, and my most favorite, Mr. President @BarackObama.

[Mackenzie Nicol @MackenzieBerg]

@KameronMichaels Discoloration by Dawn Golden. 🔥🔥

[Mackenzie Nicol @MackenzieBerg]

@SarahKelly63 Show them!!

[Mackenzie Nicol @MackenzieBerg]

@McDonaldsCorp looks like your employees are slam dunking these on the floor 😳😂

[Mackenzie Nicol @MackenzieBerg]

We’re at the county fair, and I was on the carousel, not kidding some dude maintained eye contact with me and then deep throated a corn dog 3x. I wish I could make that up.

[Mackenzie Nicol @MackenzieBerg]

@Apple your new update removed more than 75% of the lyrics that were previously available in my music. This sucks, plz fix it. Thanksssss

[Mackenzie Nicol @MackenzieBerg]

@AMorbidPodcast just found you guys from a fellow listener friend, and gotta say you are taking all of my forensic file / fbi file / new detective- fall asleep to shows to a level I didn’t realize was possible. I can’t stop. Keep on keepin on!!

[Mackenzie Nicol @MackenzieBerg]

Just do it. Everyone plz like this. I need this in my life, for my sanity, for my soul. And so do you.

[Runza Restaurants @Runza]

the boss said if we get enough likes, we can finally bottle our ranch

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Some asshole’s get better. Some just stay the same. ⁦@piersmorgan⁩

[Mackenzie Nicol @MackenzieBerg]

@mmmandorf I’m gonna need you to @GovRicketts some more. Put that trash in the garbage where he belongs.

[Mackenzie Nicol @MackenzieBerg]

@WendydarlingT 365 days!

[Mackenzie Nicol @MackenzieBerg]

@amigoskings @valentinospizza I’m just saying, and not speaking for the majority of the Runzers, but fuck with their ranch, and expect a turf war. More likely a calm discussion with Bravehart paint on the Runza side.

[baddie mendorf @mmmandorf]

It’s me. I’m dudes.

[Mackenzie Nicol @MackenzieBerg]

@feministabulous Ate a french fry off his plate

[Mackenzie Nicol @MackenzieBerg]

I don’t ever fight on social media. But I’m this fucking close.

[Mackenzie Nicol @MackenzieBerg]

@evilapplesapp the app keeps crashing and we need this game during quarantine !!

[Mackenzie Nicol @MackenzieBerg]

How is autocorrect spell check for all caps STILL NOT A THING

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

He is definitely wrong. How is this a debate?