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i love checking in for my flight back home. Jet Blue’s email is like “are you ready for your Los Angeles adventure?” and I’m like “you mean being slaughtered by rent and confronting my broken dreams head-on? yeah def!”
i miss the old days when Target was open until midnight and I could frolic about the empty store and disassociate in the laundry detergent aisle with total privacy, then return home in time to see the sun come up.
I know a lot about writing comedy, so I bought a giant, unprofitable shoe store. I fired many employees and decided to charge Stephen King $8 a month to come to my store. Things are going badly and I believe it is the fault of a left-leaning powerful clown in upstate NY.