Mack

[Mack @mackenziemaeder]

Friar Laurence: *slaps Juliet* this bad boy can fit so much fuckin NyQuil in it

[Mack @mackenziemaeder]

Top ten ugliest colors
10: you
9: can’t
8: compare
7: colors
6: they’re
5: all
4: unique
3: and
2: beautiful
1: Orange

[Mack @mackenziemaeder]

@realDonaldTrump is this a deleted scene from mean girls

[Mack @mackenziemaeder]

@destinynutterr u mean Greek

[Mack @mackenziemaeder]

@pepsi pls tell me the ad was an April fools joke

[Mack @mackenziemaeder]

@destinynutterr ily💖

[josh dun @joshuadun]

you ever think they might just wanna be called Beautiful Topic every once in a while?

[josh dun @joshuadun]

I'm going to name my daughter Chilada so that when her siblings have children, they will call her Aunt Chilada.

[Mack @mackenziemaeder]

#NotMyGroundhog

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

Hey Phil are you free this weekend?

no sorry I am watching time-lapse videos of cats when they are left home alone

[Mack @mackenziemaeder]

@beyoncefan666

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Current mood https://t.co/rh0Ed2WJSg

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

history has its eyes on you

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

"Please repeat after me. I, Donald J Trump..."
"I, Rachel..."
[crowd gasps]

[Mack @mackenziemaeder]

life imitates art

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

you just can't make this shit up

[zzz @ChrisCaesar]

NARRATOR: They weren't. https://t.co/8Vd4D2aj00