Mackenzie

[Mackenzie @MackenzieMaike]

Lawson’s been in timeout 4 times already today 😅 lord help me #terribletwos

[Mackenzie @MackenzieMaike]

But seriously how do people cosleep (no shame) I seriously salute you because one night of that and I woke up almost falling out of my king size bed 😅 #sosore #wildanimal

[Mackenzie @MackenzieMaike]

@bertney_22 What really!!?

[Mackenzie @MackenzieMaike]

Conversations with Tyler after having a kid 🤣 T: you know Peppa from Peppa pig is actually a brat, she is so bratty to everyone.
He’s forced to watch Peppa pig everyday cause Law is obsessed 🤣

[Mackenzie @MackenzieMaike]

I totally used to think child leashes were ridiculous till I had a toddler 😅 now im browsing them on amazon

[Mackenzie @MackenzieMaike]

I was totally one of those peoole who couldn’t wait for my newborn to be able to walk and talk and now I’m regretting ever thinking that 😅 toddlers are assholes enjoy your sweet newborns! #hurrayfornaptime

[Mackenzie @MackenzieMaike]

One thing I will never understand is people who wake their baby/ toddlers up from naps like why tho 🤔 #neverwakeasleepingbaby

[Mackenzie @MackenzieMaike]

As if I wasn’t already poor I logged into my bank account to find a prime video charge of 20 dollars... turns out Lawson ordered a movie 🤦🏽‍♀️ #kids🤦🏽‍♀️

[Aimee E. Hall @aimeehall_eth]

Now they wanna lower the gas prices knowing damn well we ain’t got no where to go.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Mackenzie @MackenzieMaike]

@Allegiant I have called for hours and constant busy signal! I have messaged and haven’t heard a response. Our flight was already suppose leave yesterday.

[Mackenzie @MackenzieMaike]

@taymcgo Oh and then someone hit us on our way back from a madhouse at Walmart

[Mackenzie @MackenzieMaike]

Our trip to Tennessee is canceled and my phone fell off the bed and shattered the minute it turned 12 on Friday the 13th 😅 so that’s my life

[Mackenzie @MackenzieMaike]

@taymcgo For real 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Mackenzie @MackenzieMaike]

@Allegiant Your customer service number has been busy for hours 😅 I have been trying to reschedule my flight and haven’t been able to get through

[Mackenzie @MackenzieMaike]

@Allegiant we have been calling for hours trying to cancel our flight due to Coronavirus 😅

[Mackenzie @MackenzieMaike]

Time changes are a whole different thing when you have children 😅 #scheduleisoff #crankybaby

[Mackenzie @MackenzieMaike]

@aybirk That hashtag 🤣

[Mackenzie @MackenzieMaike]

Was at Publix grocery shopping earlier and this lady goes ugh why are their so many babies here today while looking at Lawson, meanwhile she had like 5 elementary age kids with her 🙄 oh sorry Nancy didn’t know I wasn’t suppose to leave my house cause I have a baby 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Mackenzie @MackenzieMaike]

@tacobell taco smash #firstbirthday