Mackenzie Wenig

Avid Avril Lavigne impersonator

[Mackenzie Wenig @MackenzieWenig]

To heck with marrying for love or money. I refuse to marry anyone not named Jessie and my first born, boy or girl, will be named Stacy. So I will eternally be both Jessie’s girl and Stacy’s mom. I will be unstoppable

[Mackenzie Wenig @MackenzieWenig]

@rachel_hughes3 This sounds like a cowboy wrote it haha

[Mackenzie Wenig @MackenzieWenig]

@meili__ “Y’all are annoying, byeee” haha love it

[Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams]

Voter suppression should never be measured in the aggregate. That’s typically an indication of autocracy. 21st cen. voter suppression targets certain communities to disenfranchise while obfuscating intent. More simply put: more people in the water doesn’t mean fewer sharks.

[Mackenzie Wenig @MackenzieWenig]

four movies you’re pretty sure you like more than anyone else you know

[Sue Bird @S10Bird]

“Women belong in all places where decisions are being made. It shouldn't be that women are the exception.” - RBG

Absolutely gutted. RIP 💔

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Anyone ever think about how the fate of democracy largely hinges on overcaffeinated 20-somethings and their army of grandmother volunteers?

[Mackenzie Wenig @MackenzieWenig]

@Abbagator_ 1e1

[Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO]

Gonna tell my kids this is how they broke down the Berlin Wall

[AO @AmericanOutlaws]

The Women’s World Cup final

[Mackenzie Wenig @MackenzieWenig]

@TheCoachWon The content I need in my life right here

[Dept. of Agriculture @USDA]

Today’s tea:

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) ) ( ) )
_(___(____)____(___(_
\ The average /___
\ American / |
\ farmer feeds /____|
\ 144 /
\ people /
\________/

[jodie @jodieegrace]

bridesmaid (to a waiter): what a beautiful wedding

waiter: yes but what a shame, the poor groom’s bride is an anti-vaxxer

[Mackenzie Wenig @MackenzieWenig]

The people who were shocked to find out rich people bribe their kids into college are the same people who were shocked when that “free ipad” they won was a scam

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

Not only should Tina, Amy and Maya host everything. They should also be the stars and writers of a three amigos reboot and anything else they want to do forever. #Oscars

[Mackenzie Wenig @MackenzieWenig]

The biggest unsung heroes this country has ever seen are airline employees who don’t charge you when your bag weighs 51 pounds

[Mackenzie Wenig @MackenzieWenig]

The world would be a much better place if krumping was still a thing and that’s a fact.

[Elaine Hendrix Ⓥ @elaine4animals]

I will ship every one of you brats off to Switzerland. 😈 https://t.co/Gr1SSJmADJ